Today Is The Day Sirius Black Lost everything

(OOC: oh my god i promise this wasn’t supposed to sound sexual, i’m so sorry😂)

Fleur is Online!

Rita: Fleur, is it true that you were romantically involved with Clarisse Martin in school? And that you dated a few other girls throughout your time as a Beauxbatons student?

Rita: ...

Rita: My, my, isn’t this a riveting revelation, dear readers?

Rita: Why, haven’t you loved girls?

Rita: Then isn’t it self-explanatory, dear? My readers are going to be stunned and starving for all the nitty-gritty details. Does your husband know?

Rita: Well, you are married to a man...

Rita: Don’t get defensive! The people just get what they want, and what they want, I give. You’re bisexual and married to a man; some may find it curious.

Here, have some Simon sketches from over the summer after I had just read Carry On for the first time and became completely obsessed

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

might go online as albus sev later today, send asks

Stress is Bad for the Baby

Remus: What baby?

(Based off of a text post by @paty2629)

HP RP “Casting Call”

Does anyone (under 18 pls) wanna help me out by playing Draco in a few Drarry text posts? (I put it in quotation marks because it’s just for fun, nothing formal lol.) Hmu if you’re interested!!

I live for the AU in which all theTriwizard Champions are alive and happy🙏🙏🙏

Gryffindor Courage

(Based on a text post by @its-hp-bitch)