Pocket Protectors 

Banner! Do you have any good recommendations for some small people. Very short people

"A booster seat?" The voice on the line snickers, clearly pleased by their own joke- much less so by the figure with them, as a bit of a fight breaks out from the speaker.

Many things seem to be tossed around. Something collides with something else- fragile, probably, guessing by the crash. There's quite a bit of bickering, before the line is picked up again.

"Sorry! So- so sorry, sorry," Banner gasps, forcing a stained smile from behind the phone. "That was a joke. A joke. If you're looking for down-sized apparel, I could introduce you to our infant's selection-"

There's a loud resounding crash, and a yelp from the speakers. Oh dear, The line is quickly cut.

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I’m usually not into unmasking masked characters, but The Concept Is Good

mel blanc fuckign yelling

Still bothered by the US cultural idea that men can only be non-romantically intimate with one another in war-like or competitive circumstances.

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Not only does Shiny have that autistic swag, but that ADHD swag as well. You can't tell me he doesn't have it because he gets so distracted so easily.

And of course Thunder also has the autism swag. Just in a different flavor.

Some thoughts about living armor that yells things at you making it even harder to fight despite their good stats 

(the debuff is tolerance levels dropping)

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I don’t want it any more

i do feel like i could write an entire fic of Thunder being afraid of thunderstorms because there is SO MUCH that could be done with that but also i have so many other things to write but also my brain wants super giant robot brothers content NOW

I just watched Super Giant Robot Brothers on Netflix (great show, please watch it [well if you’re seeing this you probably did watch, but just in case, please check it out it’s awesome!]).

Anyway, after watching it and going on Tumbler to see what’s happening here with it, i’ve come here to do a bit of a brain dump on an idea I have.

Like what most people on Tumbler do.

So this is kind of an idea that I think would make a great episode or fanfic.

Ok, we all agree the Thunder is smart. Like insanely, right? That is a fact. (I know he’s a robot just roll with me.)

But then I remembered a fact about smart people. The thing is, people with higher intelligence have a harder time doing new things because they’re so used to things being easy for them that when something starts to challenge them they get frustrated and stop doing it. (I think this is mainly towards doing creative things, but I could be wrong don’t quote me on that.)

Because of that, I thought it would be a funny idea if Thunder tries to pick up something new, I don’t know what you can pick whatever you want, and him getting frustrated over the fact that he can’t do it.

And to rub a bit of salt into the wound, let’s make it so that Shiny can do the thing.

Just have Thunder trying so hard to do something but sucking at it while Shiny being amazing at it.

And we all know that the second Shiny finds out he’s better at something than Thunder, he can and will poke fun of Thunder for it. Just Shiny’s normal teasing that drives Thunder up the wall.

To the point where he says he thinks the activity in question is stupid and he doesn’t want to do it anymore, when in reality he’s just doing it by himself in the dead of night to get better at it and show up Shiny.

You know, just plain simple sibling rivalry and jealousy.

Bonus if Shiny realizes that Thunder is really struggling with this or he catching Thunder late at night and decides to help him out with it.