“How About You, Rich? You Ever Get Married?” 

*fire alarm goes off in hogwarts*

slytherins: *dances to the beat of the alarm*

snape: EVACUATE YOU LITTLE SHITS

“Yeah, I’m pretty good!”

I need to talk about this and how much I love Eddie Kaspbrak more than life itself.

pride and prejudice; lockscreens

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Pennywise visiting each loser when they came back to Derry

Loki looking for his Mobius

“You’re like every Brazilian soccer player wrapped up into one person. Gorgeous!”

I really want his musical performance. -2018.11.23

‪It’s year of the pig. Let’s find little pig together! #outlast #chriswalker ‬

honestly besides the romance my favorite part of pride and prejudice has to be how much of a complete Disaster the bennet family is,,,,,,,like mr bennet is sarcastic af and never tells his family anything until like the hour before it happens (“btw ur cousin that you’ve never even met before and who could throw ur asses out on the streets one day is coming for dinner at 4”),,,,,mrs bennet is the total Can I Speak To The Manager mom who always threatens to pass out even if she’s never passed out once in her entire life,,,,lydia practically stalks military men and was once voted most likely to run away from home forever for a laugh,,,,,kitty would probably burn the house down if lydia told her it was a good idea,,,,,mary is the epitome of that one person who memorizes only six lines from a textbook and says “knowledge is power” for three days after,,,,,,,,jane would practically apologize to someone who was stabbing her,,,,and im almost 1000% sure that elizabeth has at least once stood up on the dining room table and yelled at her family “fight me then” when she’s angry,,,,,,literally the original sitcom family

i thought of this in like 5 mins pls excuse the awkward dialogue