🤡 facetime with Pennywise ↳ colored: blue
good parents dont hit their children. good parents dont touch their children inappropriately. good parents dont scream at their children. good parents dont manipulate their children. good parents dont imprison their children at home. good parents dont threaten their children. good parents dont starve their children. good parents dont harass their children.
good parents do not abuse their children.
severus snape's fifth year in hogwarts as a student: almost gets killed by a werewolf because of his bully, got sexually harassed in front of the school, is forced into silence by the headmaster (who also happens to be the light aide of the war's leader) when he is almost killed by a werewolf because he doesn't give a fuck about him, ends his friendship with his best friend of 6/7 years because he accidentally called her a slur he was able to reclaim while he was facing the most humiliating moment of his life, had to see how his prefect best friend accidentally started riling his bullies up instead of punishing them or taking away house points.
everyone and their mother: OMG BUT LIKE ??? DON'T BLAME THE MARAUDERS BECAUSE SNAPE TURNED TO THE DARK SIDE LIKE THAT WAS ON HIM!!!!!!
“The Average Outlast Player”
audio from: Dylan Moran’s “real intimacy”
This… this is the best thing I ever drew. I will never top this.
Mr. Darcy really had some nerve accusing Jane Bennett of not adequately expressing her love for Bingley like he didn’t spend half the novel talking shit about Elizabeth to her damn face
I regret every fucking thing
“Yeah, I’m pretty good!”
I need to talk about this and how much I love Eddie Kaspbrak more than life itself.