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could you pls make three edits of tanya from mortal kombat wearing a reverse bear trap? :0

I'm a huge fan of Mortal Kombat! It's a very fun series, and I'm oddly attached to these stories. So I'm gonna take this time to bring everyone's attention to something amazing. Mortal Kombat 11 Spoilers Below!!

In Mortal Kombat 11, finishing Mileena's arcade mode shows you her special ending. One where she has a baby with Tanya. Mileena being purposefully crafted to be Shao Kahn's and Sindel's daughter- I believe that she would be a cisgendered female (or at least assigned female at birth, if you have different headcanons.) So where did that baby come from?

I think that Tanya is transfem, and she got Mileena pregnant so that they could raise a baby together and be Kombat Moms. Food for thought! This is just my headcanon that's vaguely supported by the game.

Well?

Severus and Regulus on the beach

Reg's and Sev's very hot Death Eater summer included:

- Appearing on a muggle beach right before the storm both wearing dark swimsuits

- Imperiusing muggles into buying them ice cream or giving them money (Reg doesn't need them but Snape might, back in Cokeworth)

- Trying out amortentia on guys present just to reject their lovesick confessions in mocking voices

- Blowing gum bubbles shaped like mini Dark Marks

- Experimental weather charms, amirite?

- Last but not least, bullying Peter who was unfortunate enough (although, who knows...) to mix in among the muggles. You can see that this encounter may have influenced his...tastes and loyalties in the future...

And it was all because Regulus wanted to get even with his brother who called them both sissies!

Do not try this at your local beach, kids! (Please don't take this too seriously, okay? I need to have fun once in a while.)

My god this is precious O///v///O

“Oh”, said brave Prince, “the death bites”.

on narcissa malfoy

i always joke with my friends that the malfoy family is matriarchal, partly because i, personally, would let narcissa boss me around in a heartbeat, but also because i actually think there’s a solid canon backing that she’s like. the Head Bitch of the family. especially later on in the series. (it’s also why i think reading lucius as abusive is a misreading of their relationship, but whatever.)

just in general, i will never understand the reading that she’s meek or timid. we see so little of her character but with what we do see, she defies voldemort twice (lying about harry and going to severus for help), doesn’t shy away from standing up for herself/her family, seemingly holds the family together when lucius has his fall from grace, is not the least bit scared of her sister, and is more than willing to throw hands with her son’s rivals in public. to me, she’s very much lucius’ equal, even if she isn’t a sadist like her husband or sister (and i suppose there’s not a whole lot of canon material on that either way, so you can’t say for sure what she is). her capacity for compassion does not automatically make her kind, nor weak, especially since her compassion does not seem to extend past her family. 

personally, narcissa gives me a lot of lady macbeth vibes. particularly the whole ‘look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.’ (‘s also why i think she’s aptly named—daffodils are pretty and poisonous.) but back to my point: 

the example of narcissa’s authority pre-everything going to shit is obviously this:

which is easily passable as an insignificant win in a family discussion, but then 

you’ve got

stuff like

this

i haven’t read the books in a couple of years, so these examples are just the ones i can pluck from the top of my head, but i think it’s very interesting that narcissa is generally the one who defends the family, who lucius and draco turn to for guidance, and who is also just. the only malfoy the other death eaters seem to really respect (dh era).

there’s also the matter of movie canon, which i’m pretty eh with, but i do prefer the malfoy family ending in the films to the one in the books. and the fact that it’s narcissa who instigates it—who gets draco to come to them after he’s ignored lucius’ call, who walks away and calls for lucius to follow (and then he does)—is a nice representation of the authority she has in the books, i think. and then there’s also this:

which i could wax poetic on for hours, but it’d mostly just be shippy ramblings. 

anyway. tl;dr: the timid, meek narcissa you sometimes see in fanon is ridiculous.

i thought of this in like 5 mins pls excuse the awkward dialogue