I'll Be Updating My Dream Frequently!

Simping platonically is absolutely a thing

I forget what my friends call it but their definition is "Someone you ALMOST simp for, but you don't actually simp, so you wanna be more than friends but not in a relationship"

And platonic simping is valid in every way

Hey Ninjago Fandom;

Can we all collectively agree that if you grew up watching the show (like I did, for example) and didn't have a crush on one of the characters, then you had no childhood?

Bonus points to my fellow fans that still be simpin for them character(s)!

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

Me and my friend talking about Rengoku:

Nobody:

Literally no one:

Her: "If he were licking pussy would he still say 'Umai'? 🤔"

Me and my friends have a discord server devoted to summer bucket lists and fun, right?

One of the channels is "#one-word-story"

Our very first story is as follows (keep in mind, we'll be Freshmen in 2022, so we aren't very mature):

Once upon a time there was a dragon who ate pickles made out of humans. The pickles tasted like ketchup and onions. But the dragon was a gay flat earther who believed masks were dysfunctional. His son was a homophobe that killed women who ate salad. However the dragon decided to fuck him up. So the son died a terrible gruesome death.

Should I try writing a fanfic in my wattpad abt this? Idk I thought it'd be funny lmao

Best post I've seen today 10000000/10

my favorite m/f ship dynamic is: loveable wholesome dumbass and gnc girl who’s kinda mean sometimes

Jay: so, what's one of your biggest fears?

Kai: Lloyd on a sugar rush

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

100 likes and I'll kiss my crush if she gives consent and feels comfortable with it

Hi I'm back

Allow me to introduce:

Hestia, the traveling performer that uses magic fire! She's my Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild oc!

I'm aware of how cringey and cliché she is but I just make my characters that way for fun :3

This first picture is her character sheet, the next is a little gorey, showing blood and some bone (not colored) so fair warning ⚠️

⚠️ TW:// SLIGHT BLOOD + BONE (Black and White) ⚠️

Haha death by guardians go brrrrr (seriously I hate those things)

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont