Lapis: We’re Here To Kidnap You For A Night Out.

30 Year-Old-Man Gets His First Crush 💕

I had to make a continuation because hes stupid and I love him jdkdhdkdhdksjsksjs

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Also because you guys liked the one before! So enjoy an extra side of dessert hehehe. Thank you again Unso for the great fic

I have an obsession with mother mother so I figured I should probably actually treat them like literally all of my other interests and draw them

You know how one block in Minecraft is a meter? The player can jump one block. One meter. Who the fuck is jumping one meter every few steps just to walk up a short hill. Also who the fuck can jump a meter in the first place.

Before and after images of Animals Growing Up

Trying to figure out how the fuck to digital

The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.

New Year's resolution