shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
i am normal and can be trusted with the transgenderification beam
i got my hands on the holiday edition of Fourth Wing!!! soooo here is the first bonus content of Xaden’s POV!!!!!🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
we all knew this manz was down bad since the start🤪
this is fucking frying me rn 😭😭😭
someone talked abt Mark calling Oscar “pup” and I’m losing my fucking mind, going insane y’all need anything
“how their little private voices in the bts of the F1 intro filming parallels with them asking for a door so their drivers space is only for them”
hii can i ask where u can find these clips! 👁️👁️
here's the little bts baby voices
their little special door separating them from the rest of the hub
their private PRIVATE rooms (including creepy synchronization)
special shoutout to the fact that they call the thermometers for their ice baths "frogmometers"
like good god it kills me how their entire dynamic is being on a scarily similar wavelength and having exactly the same preferences for the car and wanting to isolate away from everyone sometimes because they're too weird <3
alexa, play sexy bitch by david guetta