so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what
pairings: levi x black!reader
warnings: swearings maybe?
a/n: sorry if it’s short, writing for levi is so difficult for me omg-
sorry y’all but this man would not know how to do your hair or hair in general
he may know how to trim but not actually style it
but i do see him making silk bonnets for you
the one that you have is getting old so you’re in need of a new one
the silk material would be a little pricey so he would save up money to buy it
then he’d sew it by hand
if your hair was short he’d make you a durag
i feel like he’ll be interested into people who has a smart mouth like him but knows how to back shit up and fight
due to your similar attitudes you guys might bump heads once and a while
but you both are mature enough to talk things out and act like nothing happened
and with you being the only black person inside the walls , people are gonna talk
they do it when you’re not present tho
but if levi happens to hear them, best believe they gonna get cussed out
if it soldiers in the survey corps then they’ll get cussed out AND stuck with stable duty or cleaning for basically the rest of their lives
remember when i said black reader would have to make their own hair products?
yea they’d have to do that and levi would help
but he wouldn’t help with the application because “it’ll get his hand oily”
the nice smell would be your signature smell and levi would love it
bonus: according to mike, you’re the best smelling soldier out of the whole entire survey corps.
[miku voice] wtf is a kilometer ?! 🦅🦅🦅
Hopping on the international Miku trend w my Aaliyah-inspired Black Miku
my favourite hungry six-pack!!!😋🧡
character(s) : bakugou katsuki, midoriya izuku, todoroki shouto (bnha)
part 2
based off this tiktok
legend : [Y/N = your name] they/them pronouns used, quirk not mentioned
headcanon type : fluff, crack (there’s swearing because of bakugou)
note(s) : basically, it’s a prank where you gradually call your s/o weird things. another part of the ‘tiktok prank’ saga 🤠 i plan on making 3 parts (but it really depends on me lol)
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this was going to be FUNNY because man already hates being called overly affectionate pet names (but unironically— like sugar cakes, baby plums, etc.)
but he cares a little less when you do it, just please don’t do it infront of the kirikamisero trio— they’ll never let him go
so you decided to do this tiktok prank because why not? it’s a pretty harmless prank that has no damaging side effect i hope
you start off pretty tame, you hold your phone down low, so he doesn’t see that you’re recording “hey babe!”
katsuki only huffs, and pecks you on the lips “what’s up, idiot?” a it’s a pretty standard response, considering that babe is something he calls you too (sometimes)
an hour later, you move onto a different nickname “baby cakes!” you call out to him, and he immediately turns his head to your direction
“what’s up with you?” he asks— still being unable to catch onto the prank, but he still dips forward to kiss you on the cheek
a few hours later, you call out to him, while he was walking with kirishima and kaminari you’re committed “hey babylon!”
and you’ve never seen him whip his head around in such speed, staring at you in utter confusion. he’d pretend that he didn’t know you, but it’s too late and you have to stop yourself from laughing
“the hell are you calling me babylon for??”
“nothing, baloney!”
“HAH?? bALONEY?? DO I LOOK LIKE BALONEY TO YOU??” and in the background, you could hear the sounds of kirishima and kaminari bursting into laughter
you told him it was a prank eventually, but the only consequence was that you were only allowed to call him katsuki for the rest of the day. just give him time to get revenge. you’re lucky he loves you
on the brighter side, the video does extremely well, gaining 2.0M likes, and the comments really just consist of—
“WHSNEJS HIS FACE WHEN YOU CALLED HIM BALONEY” “why did he look so insulted when you called him baloney 👁👄👁” and “wow i just remembered that i was single- oh to have an angry boy be soft around me.”
he doesn’t want to be known in this kind of way so,, please try not to mention it to him when he’s in a snarky mood 🧍
the type of guy that loves his pet names— to the point he’d accidentally gross bakugou out he goes a little overboard sometimes
well, i wouldn’t say he’d go to the extent of what you’re about to do.
izuku doesn’t really have a strong opinion on calling him petnames infront of other people — but maybe just not his mother,, it wouldn’t hurt a little tame around inko
you decided to do this prank after seeing it on tiktok and hey— you have a boyfriend yourself so,, why not?
similar to bakugou, you start off pretty normal— going to his room just to see him “hey sweetie pie!”
you hold your phone in a matter that’s not very obvious to your boyfriend’s eyes. but it’s high enough to capture the growing blush on his cheeks, “hey, sweetie!”
the next encounter was when you wanted to catch his attention (for just a short moment) during his studying session “honey bunches, when are you going to finish?”
he perks his head up, snapping out of his focused state— cheeks dusted with a wonderful red blush “s-soon, honey.” his reactions don’t seem that bad YET
you seek out for his presence— wanting to hang out with him after training, and also wanting to catch a better reaction out of him “horoscope!”
izuku, hearing your voice— turns to your direction in confusion. is this a new pet name you’re trying out? he’s unsure
“i-is that me?” he asks, quickly before giving you a quick kiss on the cheek
“yes lampshade, i am talking about you” and you almost laugh at his bewildered reaction, but you have to stay loyal to the tiktok
👁👁❓ lamp,, shade??
then, he was stuck in a state of confusion— and he’s trying to think about how a lampshade correlated to him all of a sudden. is it a metaphor?? an inside joke?? he’s unsure
“izuku, it was for a tiktok!” you exclaim, bursting into laughter— and patting him on the shoulder
sighs of relief. he laughs with you— smiling about how you managed to make yourself sound so,, genuine with the weird nicknames
you posted the tiktok a few hours later (after hanging out with izuku) and the video blows up :0 precisely with 800k likes and 1.8M views
“he looks so cute when he’s confused!!” “his reaction when you called him horoscope ahdjwksk” “where did you buy your boyfriend lol”
his pet names for his s/o are just,, heavenly. a different breed.
he usually sticks with “love” and “darling”because that’s what he’s most comfortable with (or maybe it’s because he saw it on tv)
you decided to do this tiktok prank on him because well— it’s harmless, and you kind of want to see if he’ll notice the sudden change
and also because mina wanted to know if he’d notice (she was also the one that brought it up to you, after scrolling on tiktok for a bit)
similar to the other three- to not draw any suspicion, you start off normal, and you also keep your phone at a not so suspicious height
“hey lover boy!” shouto hears your call, and the corners of his mouth turn up into a small smile, “hi love,” he immediately welcomes your touch— pecking you on the lips
you leave him be, and you decide to try again in a hour “hey sugar cakes, how are you?” you ask when he’s making soba in the kitchen
shouto smiles, “i’m good, thank you love. that’s a new one nickname.” so he DOES notice the sudden change
you try again in a bit, wanting to see a different reaction out of him. “candy cane!”
shouto turns around in confusion, “candy cane??” he’s confused. why are you calling him dessert names? maybe you want food? he’s not very sure
“why candy cane? do i look like one?” he asks genuinely, blinking owlishly. and you have to persist with the challenge and not laugh
“no, shower head. i just wanted to say hi— that’s all” you peck him on the lips, and you dip back to see his reaction.
he’s so confused. is there some sort of romantic etiquette that he doesn’t understand??
the final pet name was when you call him “garden hose.”
he doesn’t seem to think that you’re calling his attention, but after hearing that you were repeating ‘garden hose’
it was him that you were calling after.
“why are you saying that?”
“i’m talking to you!” you smile, ever so genuinely.
he leaves for a bit, and BOY COMES BACK WITH A SELECTION OF DESSERTS he’s not very quick with these type of things
“shouto, what’s all of this for?”
“you were calling me sugar cakes, and candy cane.” he comments, “i was thinking that you were craving for some sweets. or maybe you want to take a shower?” because right, you called him showerhead and garden hose
he’s too nice omg
you laugh at his reaction, “i appreciated the desserts but, shou— it was for a tiktok.”
🧍oh.
the video gets a good amount of views and likes, gaining 1M likes and 3.1M views— and the comments are just something alright.
“LMAOAOOQOA HE THOUGHT YOU WANTED DESSERT” “he’s so genuine please-” “but he’s so caring what?? where do i buy a guy like that?”
the moment mina saw the tiktok, she was rolling in her bed, laughing hysterically 💀
oh but, shouto definitely thinks that was some sort of etiquette he didn’t understand. so please clear it up lol
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Mini chats- I thought of this at like 3 am and thought it was too good to pass up
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Probably likes playing baseball
He doesn’t get really competitive but when he does he’s usually always ahead
When they catch his ball he shouts their name and grumbles back to his seat
Everyone has their own mii so when he catches his own ball he looks in the nearest mirror saying “This is betrayal” and everyone else is laughin in the background
And Basketball he’s probably gotten past that black dude in orange ONCE and was on top of the world
Whenever they play a duo type game I wouldn’t say people are rushing to get him on their team cause it’s still Yuji and literally anything could happen or go wrong
But they normally pick him cause even thought they aren’t guaranteed a win being on a team with him is fun
He likes the wakeboarding game too, he always gets a bunch of points for tricks and everyone just calls him a show off
He enjoys playing the air sports especially the sky diving one he always gets a perfect chain on that
When playing he can hear Sukuna laughin in his head cause he swears to himself that they’re falling to their deaths
She LOVES Wii tennis but she gets way too competitive at it
She would probably be the first one to throw the Wii at the TV by accident because of tennis
If she’s playing against computers and plays her own mii she asks “Does that mean I was too strong or too weak??”
When playing tennis everyone wants to be on her team, cause she always tends to win
But if you miss the ball she’s probably gonna yell at you a bit
It’s a small price to pay for the winning team
Probably likes cycling too, but she gets too out of hand and somehow goes way faster than she’s supposed to
She usually wins if Megumi doesn’t catch up somehow
Says he doesn’t wanna participate but there’s those two games that got him front line and center
Table tennis and Swordfighting
In Table tennis you can’t score on him cause he’s so aware of what’s going on
Maybe like 2-5 points but that’s it
When playing Table Tennis with Nobara they tend to go back and forth for the longest neither of them letting the ball drop
To speed the process up he just aims for places out of her reach, and when he wins against her he has just dumb smug look on his face
Now sword fighting
Hes just really good at it there’s no denying it
If you’re at the edge he shows no mercy he just goes ham
The only person that had come close to even beating him is probably Gojo, but it got flipped around real quickly
Everyone was rooting for Gojo tho
This whole thing was his idea, he found the Wii and the game and he was like “Let’s play this” with stars practically in his eyes for the first years
And they were all hyped up too cause it’s a Wii game how could you not be
He’s good at the frisbee game and that just pisses everyone off
He always makes it in the middle and everyone is just looking at him like “HOW??”
And he teases everyone by saying it’s not the game it’s just them
Everyone yells at him but he’s just laughing at them
He’s also pretty good at golf but he finds it boring
He normally gets a hole in one, or gets it in with two shots
And everyone is like “Maybe another game.” And they all agree and Gojo tries to stop them cause he wants his win documented
But it’s Gojo so they act like they don’t hear him and move on to the next game
Like Yuji it would be fun to have him on your team, but he’s not as focused on winning so it’s just all fun and games
But when one of them taunts him something just switches in his brain and if you’re on his team for duo games, especially tennis good luck cause you’re gonna be movin around a lot
Only there cause of Yuji’s pure curiosity, he was wondering which games he was good at
And to no surprise the showdown on the sword fight is is favorite
When someone rolls of the bridge he just laughs, and I don’t mean a little chuckle he’s actually cracked up about it
Everyone hates how quickly he learns, while it takes everyone a while to get all the 100 pins down on the bowling mini game, it takes him one attempt, and they hear Nobara saying he has to go
If he plays tennis with Nobara they go back and forth for so long that everyone decides whoever gets the first point is the winner
What really makes everyone pissed is that he beats that one black dude with the orange shirt in everygame, and he’s just laughing saying that everyone must suck cause it was easy to him
Nobara was 🤏🏾 thisss close to strangling him, until Megumi said that she can’t strangle a curse
bnha boys & their fav hairstyle on their black!s/o
masterlist
requests : open !!
warnings : none
note : lowkey got carried away lmao but i made these before on my old blog before i deleted but remade them so y’all can enjoy them again🥺! also let me know if y’all want more with different characters and stuff !
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babyboy loves twists !
like he doesn’t even know what he likes about them he just thinks they’re pretty
yes he will ask you to teach him how to do them 🥺 & he honestly will sit and research all the diff types of twists he can do
yes he will also ask to bead them or add hair jewelery when he does them ( idk what the lil gold/silver wrap around clip things are called so i call them hair jewelery)
surprisingly he picks on pretty quick and is actually really good at them ,, and he enjoys doing them for you so it’s a win/win ! he even learned how to do twists ranging from small , goddess , havana , & crochet all for you
so honestly 10/10 best boyfriend because when he does them , he will be so gentle with it and yes he will oil your roots for you and then wrap your hair after
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he loves boxbraids don’t argue w/ me 😌
he honestly loves them because of the fact that you can style them into different styles ,, like put them in buns , ponytails, half up half down etc while your hair is still being protected
mans is heavy on you caring for your hair so yes you have to wear your bonnet when you go to sleep , & yes he will put it on you if you forget and go to sleep around him not bc he cares but won’t say it
but because he doesn’t want you to be upset over your hair getting messed up in your sleep
& just like kirishima, he will learn how to do them and also help you take them down and wash n take care of your hair after 🥺baby even massages your scalp ! so 10/10 best boyfriend
ngl he insisted one time that you would add the colors from his hero costume into your next set-
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mans loves afros!
like he lovesssss waking up to you kissing all over his face and seeing your curls wobble around with you
honestly his favorite moments are when you’ve just gotten finished with washing n conditioning your hair because one it smells good and then two pair it with some lip gloss and hoops ugh mans is done for 😩
yes he will be the type of boyfriend to want to do photo shoots and yes he will want to put flowers in your hair , specifically sunflowers & yes he calls you his sunflower-
also is a 10/10 boyfriend because he will make sure that your bonnet stays on in your sleep so that your hair won’t suffer from breakage and being dry
and yes if he wakes up in his sleep & sees you without it on , he will put it back on for you 🥺doesn’t mean he won’t take a picture tho-
let’s go more into detail about what misogynoir is so it will be a bit easier for you guys to notice it. on my youtube channel i talk about this subject a lot. if you guys are interested in learning more, please check it out.
MMMGHHH I LOVE BIG BROTHERS 🤭
check out mine and @comradeghosty ’s collab where they wrote a short story about these sillies!