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3 years ago

Favorite hunk

scenes from @waifu-napoleon ‘s post so it felt right to share it to them 🙌🏻

3 years ago

Favorite hunk

scenes from @waifu-napoleon ‘s post so it felt right to share it to them 🙌🏻


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3 years ago

Run to you...

For the sweet @strudelcreme​ 🎁

Hope you’ll enjoy the story!

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I wanna run to you. I wanna run to you. Won’t you hold me in your arms, And keep me safe from harm? I want to run to you.  But if I come to you, Tell me, will you stay or will you run away?

Whitney Houston - Run to you

Donny was driving towards Maynardville, Tennessee. It was a long way from Boston but well worth the trip. After all, it had been a while since he had seen his comrades since the end of the war.

Lieutenant Raine’s birthday was the perfect occasion to get together. Sergeant Donowitz found himself smiling as he imagined the whole gang having a good meal together, laughing and reminiscing about memorable times in France…

They were all going to have a good time… Well, almost all of them.

At this thought, Donny felt his eyes start to sting. One person was going to be missing. And that person would never come back, taking Donny’s heart with them. And yet, God knows if he didn’t love her more than his own life…

Flashback:

For the Basterds, this day was starting out strong. No sooner had they started their journey to Orleans than they came face to face with a German patrol. Even if they get caught in the crossfire, Aldo Raine’s commando has returned fire quickly. Hiding behind a tree, Donny aimed at the German soldiers’ heads, trying to shoot the enemy down with each shot. But he was not alone in this battle!

“Осторожно, гризли!” (Watch out, grizzly)

Hearing the female voice utter this nickname, Sergeant Donowitz grinned in amusement. (Y/N) was the only one who called him that, and he liked it.

“I’ve got it under control, little stoat!”

The young woman laughed and put a bullet through the eye of a German soldier who was holding Omar at gunpoint.

Of all the Basterds, (Y/N) (L/N) was undoubtedly the best shot. She was a member of the Russian snipers, one of the best units in the world. 

So when she paired up with Whillem, Hitler’s soldiers had no chance of getting away.

What’s more, she was the only woman in the group, which earned her the special attention of the men, especially Donny.

The chemistry between the Boston giant and the Moscow soldier was immediate. As soon as one went somewhere, the other followed immediately. This did not escape the attention of the other members of the group who compared them to a married couple.

Of course, both denied being in love… although Donny was flattered by the idea of being (Y/N’s) “husband”.

After several minutes of shooting, the Basterds won another victory and went off to scalp the corpses of their enemies.

As (Y/N) counted the scalps collected, Donny went to her:

“I see ya still have a keen eye.”

“It’s not for nothing that I’m the best!” joked the young Russian.

“I can see that…”

“Have you finished cooing?" said Hirschberg, making the others laugh.

"Shut up, midget!”

“Take it easy, boys!”

Donny had a mad urge to slap Gerold, but (Y/N’s) hand on his shoulder calmed him down at once.

“Let it go. We’ll mess with Geri later!”

“Any ideas by any chance, doll?”

The young woman’s broad smile spoke volumes.

“Trust me. You won’t regret it!”

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3 years ago
Mmumechii On Instagram
Mmumechii On Instagram
Mmumechii On Instagram
Mmumechii On Instagram
Mmumechii On Instagram
Mmumechii On Instagram
Mmumechii On Instagram
Mmumechii On Instagram
Mmumechii On Instagram
Mmumechii On Instagram

Mmumechii on Instagram

3 years ago

"It wasn't a nightmare, <...> it was something more real. Lying in my bed, I saw myself sitting behind the desk. He was writing something really fast with a half smile. He never raised his head and I didn't see my tears in his eyes"

From Andei Platonov's letters

"It Wasn't A Nightmare, It Was Something More Real. Lying In My Bed, I Saw Myself Sitting Behind The
"It Wasn't A Nightmare, It Was Something More Real. Lying In My Bed, I Saw Myself Sitting Behind The

"Проснувшись ночью… я увидел за столом у печки, где обычно сижу я, самого себя. Это не ужас, <...> а нечто более серьезное. Лёжа в постели, я видел, как за столом сидел тоже я и, полуулыбаясь, быстро писал. Причем то, которое писало, ни разу не подняло головы и я не увидел у него своих слёз".

Из писем Андрея Платонова

3 years ago
“There Was Something Awesome About Being At A Truck Stop At Like Two A.m. Putting Eyeliner On With

“There was something awesome about being at a truck stop at like two a.m. putting eyeliner on with big burly truckers everywhere. It was just really dangerous.”

3 years ago
Ghibli Highschool AU

Ghibli Highschool AU

3 years ago
Take Carrie To The Prom
Take Carrie To The Prom

take carrie to the prom

3 years ago
Star-crossed

Star-crossed

If you would like it as a print you can purchase it at my store <3 

3 years ago
Insp.

insp.

3 years ago
You Probably Heard We Ain’t In The Prisoner-takin’ Business; We In The Killin’ Nazi Business. And
You Probably Heard We Ain’t In The Prisoner-takin’ Business; We In The Killin’ Nazi Business. And
You Probably Heard We Ain’t In The Prisoner-takin’ Business; We In The Killin’ Nazi Business. And
You Probably Heard We Ain’t In The Prisoner-takin’ Business; We In The Killin’ Nazi Business. And
You Probably Heard We Ain’t In The Prisoner-takin’ Business; We In The Killin’ Nazi Business. And
You Probably Heard We Ain’t In The Prisoner-takin’ Business; We In The Killin’ Nazi Business. And
You Probably Heard We Ain’t In The Prisoner-takin’ Business; We In The Killin’ Nazi Business. And
You Probably Heard We Ain’t In The Prisoner-takin’ Business; We In The Killin’ Nazi Business. And
You Probably Heard We Ain’t In The Prisoner-takin’ Business; We In The Killin’ Nazi Business. And

You probably heard we ain’t in the prisoner-takin’ business; we in the killin’ Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin’!

brad pitt as LT. ALDO RAINE — INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS (2009) dir. quentin tarantino

3 years ago
Alfred Is Suspicious Of The New Kid At Daycare.

Alfred is suspicious of the new kid at daycare.

3 years ago

“i read all kind of books just so my name would be on the library cards before yours." was, is and will always be the top fictional romantic lines ever.

3 years ago
Hannibal 3x07 - “Digestivo”
Hannibal 3x07 - “Digestivo”
Hannibal 3x07 - “Digestivo”

Hannibal 3x07 - “Digestivo”

#mood

3 years ago

hey, big shout out to the first public himbo supporter, the original lady of the one brain cell beefcake

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she was ahead of her time

3 years ago

The day I started posting about #inglourious basterds was the best day of my life.

3 years ago
I‘m Sorry

I‘m sorry

3 years ago
Snipers In Winter Attire. Photo By Semyon Fridlyand (USSR, 1950s).

Snipers in winter attire. Photo by Semyon Fridlyand (USSR, 1950s).

3 years ago

do you see this shit my liege

3 years ago
F1 + Cassette Tapes (click For High Quality) 
F1 + Cassette Tapes (click For High Quality) 
F1 + Cassette Tapes (click For High Quality) 
F1 + Cassette Tapes (click For High Quality) 
F1 + Cassette Tapes (click For High Quality) 
F1 + Cassette Tapes (click For High Quality) 

f1 + cassette tapes (click for high quality) 

for my fave @motopg 🤍

3 years ago
US GP In A Nutshell

US GP in a nutshell

3 years ago
We Win And Lose As A Team.
We Win And Lose As A Team.
We Win And Lose As A Team.
We Win And Lose As A Team.
We Win And Lose As A Team.
We Win And Lose As A Team.
We Win And Lose As A Team.
We Win And Lose As A Team.
We Win And Lose As A Team.
We Win And Lose As A Team.

We win and lose as a team.

3 years ago

Drivers under the Qatar spotlight...😮

(Image sources: Alfa Romeo Racing's Instagram, Charles Leclerc's Instagram, Getty Images, Haas F1 Team's Instagram, Aston Martin's Instagram, and Alpine F1 Team's Instagram)

Drivers Under The Qatar Spotlight...😮
Drivers Under The Qatar Spotlight...😮
Drivers Under The Qatar Spotlight...😮
Drivers Under The Qatar Spotlight...😮
Drivers Under The Qatar Spotlight...😮
Drivers Under The Qatar Spotlight...😮
Drivers Under The Qatar Spotlight...😮
Drivers Under The Qatar Spotlight...😮
Drivers Under The Qatar Spotlight...😮
Drivers Under The Qatar Spotlight...😮

Good night! 🌙😴

3 years ago
Nightfall: A Study In Eyes
Nightfall: A Study In Eyes
Nightfall: A Study In Eyes
Nightfall: A Study In Eyes
Nightfall: A Study In Eyes
Nightfall: A Study In Eyes
Nightfall: A Study In Eyes
Nightfall: A Study In Eyes

Nightfall: A study in eyes

3 years ago
I’m Unwell Babe
I’m Unwell Babe
I’m Unwell Babe
I’m Unwell Babe
I’m Unwell Babe
I’m Unwell Babe
I’m Unwell Babe
I’m Unwell Babe
I’m Unwell Babe
I’m Unwell Babe

i’m unwell babe

3 years ago
*giggles*

*giggles*

3 years ago
F1 Drivers + Raccoon Memes (inspo)
F1 Drivers + Raccoon Memes (inspo)
F1 Drivers + Raccoon Memes (inspo)
F1 Drivers + Raccoon Memes (inspo)
F1 Drivers + Raccoon Memes (inspo)
F1 Drivers + Raccoon Memes (inspo)
F1 Drivers + Raccoon Memes (inspo)
F1 Drivers + Raccoon Memes (inspo)

f1 drivers + raccoon memes (inspo)

3 years ago
Photo Sequence From The Memory Trunk
Photo Sequence From The Memory Trunk
Photo Sequence From The Memory Trunk
Photo Sequence From The Memory Trunk

Photo sequence from the memory trunk

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