THIS IS KILLING ME NOT THE EMOJI JAILLL 💀💀😭😭😭😭

Alfred is suspicious of the new kid at daycare.

uwu

“You’re not actually going to call him,right?” “W-what? O-of course not, Tsukki! W-why would I?”

terushima gives yamaguchi his number and yamaguchi is smitten

Happy family fruk day!

YES

All I want is to see Geoffrey from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Niles from The Nanny, and Alfred from Batman in a room together roasting people and possibly each other

fanfiction: fugue in a minor

Fandom: Hetalia Pairing: SpAus (Austria/Spain) Characters: Austria, Spain, Belgium, Augsburg, Swabia, Bavaria, Holy Roman Empire, Saxony Rating: E

Summary: 23 October 1520. Spain and Austria get married. The Imperial Estates and their guests while away the evening with music and courtly dances, celebrating both the union and Charles V’s crowning as “elected Roman emperor” in Aachen Cathedral. But what is expected of the newlyweds? And what is in for them on their wedding night?

This story has been written for Hetabang 2020. It’s a collaboration project with @aph–lietuva who was my Beta and who created wonderful art for this story that you can find on her tumblr. With her permission, I also inserted her art into this tumblr post. It’s been a pleasure working with you! ❤︎

Also available on AO3 (see the link in my profile).

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‘the young prince, they began calling him. not the one-year-old heir to the throne in kyoto—but him. the rumours that overran the shogun’s retinue were wild and breathless; he was barely two or three centuries old, how could he be anything but an infant? wasn’t this all ridiculous, some of them hissed, being cowed and threatened by a child. but no—it was clear when i came face to face with him for the first time, in the shadow of the ships intruding in uraga harbour; tall and strong and already a man, forged in steel and gunpowder.’ 

1850s 

Rami Malek as Ahkmenrah Night at the Museum (2006)

“… Do NOT tell anybody I said that,”

end of american isolationism 

Character Aesthetics: Cliff Booth