Stressandemotionaltrauma - Stress And Emotional Trauma

To my uk trans people and allies out there.

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

Law and order and the x files take place in the same universe

Two Vampire AU’s

- Vampire’s don’t burn in the sun nor do they sparkle. They get a slight rash if the stay out for an hour or so unless they’re wearing sunscreen

- A vampire’s mate’s blood will stand out the strongest and smell the sweetest and it compels the vampire to drain all the blood out if their mate’s body but the vampire’s body won’t let them

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

I think sitting on the floor of the ocean for a few hours would fix me

Best things I heard people say today at the highschool for the fireworks!

Girl: Hi I've known your son since 6th grade.

Dad: I'm so sorry.

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Brother: Well what'd she say?

Sister: You lying son of a gun?

My friend and I had a conversation at work about Virburu and her self-insert who's a Miraluka named Cerri and it was mainly Cerri making a point which I thought was pretty funny.

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Cerri: I've seen some Togruta who have dialed it down. But this bitch...

The camera pans over to Virburu with her sharp teeth and "claws"

Virburu: *Doing this pose*