Bwhahaha

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Little Update On My Life

Okay so back on November 5th I had started dating one of my coworkers who said he had feelings for me for quite some time. Well on December 10th I told him that I was going through a bit of stress and this was his fucking response "Darby, I'm really sorry. I went into a relationship with you because I wanted a no stress girlfriend for once. If this is going to cause a schism in the relationship, I fear that we won't be together much longer." Buddy you're not gonna find a stress free girlfriend. There's drama and stress everywhere you're just not actively looking for it. Now I had showed friends the email he sent and they told me to dump him! But I told him that i was gonna stick with his slightly high standard and stubborn ass.

Art G.Shvecova (Design graphics - Colorful Stars_200318)

I miss playing my boy Krakon 🥲

straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class:

For legal reasons this is a joke

Turns out the knife was cursed

“I pick up the knife” is now a mini-meme among my party and obviously it just means “I did something impulsive and now it’s going to take two sessions to solve.” 

Let's Talk About Fears For A Sec

Tell me what your fears are if you'd be so kind :3

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