I made the Dimitri one and it was dumb fun so I made one for the rest of the Blue Lions.
Are they dumb? Yes. Do they make complete sense? Probably not. Did I get hours of entertainment out of it? You bet your ass I did.
O_O
Green - Usually tough yet feminine. Or soft-spoken and sweet.
magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors
Top 10 Manaka Iwami Roles :INPO
10. Teresa Wagner - Tada Never Falls in Love
9. Amber - Genshin Impact
8. Ui Tamaki - Magia Record
7. Mirai Shishio - Dr. Stone
6. Nerura - Akiba Maid War
5. Guinivere - Fire Emblem Heroes
4. Carmilla - Re:Zero
3. Tohru Honda - Fruits Basket
2. Ingrid Brandl Galatea - Fire Emblem Three Houses
1. Maquia - Maquia: When the Promised Flower Blooms
It helps he has the same voice actor as yuya.
i present you : this
Top 10 Older Sisters in Anime: INPO
10. Cornelia li Britannia - Code Geass
9. Nojiko - One Piece
8. Kasumi Tendo - Ranma 1/2
7. Olivier Mira Armstrong - Fullmetal Alchemist
6. Saki Hanajima - Fruits Basket
5. Akari Tsukumo - Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal
4. Margaret Liones - Seven Deadly Sins
3. Jun Tao - Shaman King
2. Velvet Crowe - Tales of Zestiria the X
1. Catherine Bloom - Gundam Wing
Place your bets ladies and gentlemen!
Nobunaga: You’ll probably lose horribly, but hey, at least you can say you landed a hit on Oda Nobunaga’s smug-ass face.
Mitsuhide: Working for Nobunaga gave him so much repressed everything that fighting him might trigger the ticking time bomb inside him. Don’t fight him, especially if he’s stressed.
Yukimura: Ten times out of ten, you’ll probably lose. Badly. Unless of course, you try to seduce him, then maybe you’ll have a very good chance of winning the fight.
Saizo: Horrible fucking idea. Dude is OP and was trained to be the best ninja in Iga. He’s razed entire villages and assassinated powerful samurai and ninja alike. Still, on the off chance that you’re dumb enough to fight him, make sure you get a good hit in because no craves the sweet release of death more than he does.
Masamune: Why in god’s name would you want to fight Masamune?
Kojuro: Sure, you can fight him. Ninety-nine percent of the time, he’s probably fretting over Masamune or his turtle so you could land a few good punches in while he’s distracted. Honestly though, the stress of his job might kill him before you do.
Hideyoshi: If he hasn’t outwitted you or charmed you yet, then you might have a chance of beating him. Granted, this is considering the fact that Mitsunari hasn’t yet found out about the fight.
Inuchiyo: Have you seen how thicc this guy is? Dude never skips leg day and wears titty armor into battle to intimidate his opponents. Plus, he lugs a fucking heavyweight trident like it’s nothing. You might have a chance if you ask Hana MC to help you, though…
Ieyasu: Fight him. Beat the living shit out of him. Teach his daifuku-eating ass a lesson. Mitsunari himself will sponsor the fight. Just make sure he doesn’t poison you first.
Mitsunari: Ieyasu will pay you himself to fight his nerdy ass. You don’t even have to win. Just get a few punches in and watch him yell at you.
Kenshin: If he’s distracted by pretty rocks or other “treasures”, then sure, you can fight him. But in the few moments when he’s actually taking shit seriously, you won’t even know the fight’s over till you’re down and looking up at Kenshin’s God of War eyes boring through your soul.
Shingen: Dude is stacked af and will definitely take your ass to Suplex City like it’s a regular Tuesday in the park. Even with a terminal illness, this dude can break melons with his thighs. Yeah, don’t fight him.
Shigezane: Yeah sure, fight him, but is it worth it? Dude never did anything wrong and just wants a laugh. Just invite him out for taiyaki and don’t fight him.
Nobuyuki: No.
Hana MC: I mean, you’ll probably win the fight, but she’ll win the war. She’s gone through about 14 routes of trauma and hell, yet she came back stronger each time. Girl has nerves of steel. You cannot defeat her. Defeating her was never an option.
Top 10 Quiet Anime Characters in no particular order
10. Ran-Mao - Black Butler
9. Celty Sturlson - Durarara!
8. Sakaki - Azumanga Daioh
7. Kotaro - Gakuen Babysitters
6. Rei Ayanami - Neon Genesis Evangelion
5. Piccolo - Dragon Ball Z
4. Yuki Nagato - The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
3. Trowa Barton - Gundam Wing
2. Yusei Fudo - Yu-Gi-Oh 5ds
1. Isumi Saginomiya - Hayate the Combat Butler
I almost snorted my soda out my nose
Top 20 characters that should be in Fire Emblem Heroes. In no particular order. Part 1.
FYI: this list will only include characters from FE1 to Sacred Stones. Part 2 will include characters from Path of Radiance to Three Houses.
10. Melady ( Binding Blade )
9. Luthier ( Fire Emblem Gaiden )
8. Mycen ( Fire Emblem Gaiden )
7. Dart ( Blazing Blade )
6. Guinivere ( Binding Blade )
5. Knoll ( Sacred Stones )
4. Midir ( Genealogy of the Holy War )
3. Guy ( Blazing Blade )
2. Oswin ( Blazing Blade )
1. Vanessa ( Sacred Stones )
I love this soft, feral man
Top 10 Terrifying Drivers in Anime in my opinion
10. Akane Tendo - Ranma 1/2
9. Goku - Dragon Ball Z
8. North Italy - Hetalia Axis Powers
7. Haruko Haruhara - Fooly Cooly
6. Yukari Tanizaki - Azumanga Daioh
5. Eudial - Sailor Moon
4. Motoko Kusanagi - Ghost in the Shell
3. Koji Kabuto - Mazinger Z
2. Ryo Asuka - Devilman
1. Mihoshi - Tenchi Muyo