Ouuu The Main Course Is Where It’s At

GWENDOLINE THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE

kamala khan would have the most horrendous ao3 author's notes known to man

"hey guys sorry the update is late i switched places with an avenger (ajdgrhsh literally crying) and a really cool space scientist lady and then got into a fight and some alien dudes wrecked my house and then I met Nick fury and I was literal space it was crazy and I had to help save the universe and saw said scientist lady give up her life to save all of us... anyways hope you like the new fic, branching out with an arranged marriage au for this one!!!"

Are you implyin to me that a shramp managed to frah this rice? It's preposterous! But it intrigues meh so.

balling on the floor whenever someone is slightly nice to me.

the older i get the more sensitive i become to warm genuine words, like wow you really think that kindly of me? hold up, lemme cry

Something about, something about actresses playing somewhat androgynous angels..... so raw so perfect.

Netflix's Fear Street really said

- Fuck Cops

- Let's Go Lesbians

HE'S GOT HIS SON AND HE'S GOT LAND AND HE'S GOT A HOUSE AND HE'S GOT A SHIP AND HE'S GOT HIS OLD JOB BACK AND

I cannot stop thinking about this tweet