Being Almost Strictly A Saiouma Shipper For 4 Years And Then Suddenly (like Within A Week) Realizing

AHHH OMG THATS MY GIRL THATS THAT THATS MY GIRL AHH

Will you give her a high-five?

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okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

On the Eating of Entelexeia

I recently began thinking about a very important question: are entelexeia made of meat?

Honestly... probably not. Given the way their bodies disappear and turn into apatheia, they are probably not made of physical stuff the same way other living things are.

But that answer is boring! So let's ignore practical things like, "You cannot slaughter and eat an entelexeia because there would be no body left over," or, "Since entelexeia are sapient people, eating them is inherently unethical."

If entelexeia were physically made of meat and if they were animals able to be slaughtered according to religious dietary rules, which entelexeia would be permissible to eat?

I have done my best to analyze each entelexeia in the game and conclude whether it would be kosher, halal, or permissible for Catholics to eat on fast days.

Reasoning below the cut. Catholic, Jewish, or Muslim followers please feel free to offer your interpretations and details I may have missed.

Ba'ul was analyzed as a whale. As a sea creature, whales are permissible during lent and are halal, but because he does not have scales, he is not kosher.

Phaeroh was analyzed as a turkey. I debated whether he was a bird of prey of not, but he's got a turkey-esque fan of feathers at the back and also I really wanted him to be kosher. Specifically I think Phaeroh should be eaten during Passover, akin to hamantaschen at Purim.

Belius was analyzed as a fox. As a carnivorous land mammal, she is neither halal nor permissible during lent, and she has horse-like, un-split hooves, furthering her status as treif.

Gusios was analyzed as a rock. If you can look at that guy and tell me an animal he resembles, be my guest. But what is the only edible mineral? Salt. Salt is permissible to all three religions, so they can come together and enjoy crushed-up gusios seasoning.

Khroma was analyzed as a bird, given the front half of her design. And don't think about her Krityan appearance, shhh. Anyway, given the shape her her beak and talons, she resembled a bird of prey, making her bother haram and treif. And bird meat in general is not allowed for fast days.

Astal was analyzed as a..... I have no idea. But he appears to have clawed paws, so he isn't kosher. He's got deer-like antlers, though, so I don't know if he'd be a carnivore, so I'm not sure if he'd be halal. Muslim followers expand on this if you have any thoughts. He definitely is mammalian, though, and not aquatic, so the Catholics are out of luck on Fridays.

Krones was analyzed as a jellyfish. Seafood is halal, and fine for Catholics, but he does not have scales or fins, so he is not kosher.

Elucifur is seen only briefly in the Raven manga, but appears to look the same as Khroma. So, I gave him the same rating.

Spiral Draco was analyzed as a dragon. Reptiles are fine for lent, but not kosher. He definitely looks like a carnivorous dragon, though, so probably not halal.

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Also seven episodes in, pretty sure that Wilson follows House around because he secretly has beef jerky in his pockets and Wilson is trying to nab it when he looks away. Also explains why Wilson gets so close to him and openly salivates when they're in the same room

Hey folks I’m watching House. I’m about 7 episodes in. When will they explain why Wilson follows House around like the specter of a dead wife determined to keep her widowed husband interested in living?

using tumblr to scream out to the void again…. Warning: very vague SPOILERS for The 100

Watching season 5 and tell me why, TELL ME FOR WHAT REASON, ARE THERE WORMS????? LIKE PARASITIC WORMS. LIKE CRAWL INTO YOUR SKIN WORMS.

This show is so random because it starts with ‘yay forest survival wohoo’ and then turns to ‘mental asylum ahh and also trafficking humans for their blood’ and then it’s ‘artificial intelligence is god or something and she’s doomed us all’ and season four was just politics or something idk I wasn’t paying attention and now we get to WORMS!? And you’re telling me that it isn’t enough that they exist in a part of the desert, they’re also BEING BRED!?!????!??!!!! Also there was an underground fighting ring and that was pretty fun. Did we really have to go to worms though?

Oh and my boy Monty spits some more knowledge and we love him for that.

Leaf you alone forever? Don't mind if I do! *Cries and uses my tears for photosynthesis as I stare into the unapologetically desolate sun*

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