Hey Bitches. Let’s Fuck Monday Hard

it’s honestly crazy that like. in theory literary icon jean valjean would do crazy numbers on tumblr, fanfics, etc. he’s a dad. he’s canonically hot and ripped. he has a tragic backstory and self esteem issues. he’s got nuclear levels of catholic guilt. he’s even unmarried so you can old man yaoify him to your heart’s content. man was built in the blorbo factory. but the book he’s in happens to have 20 college age twinks and the musical film based on the book came out in 2012, creating the perfect storm of oncelerfication that defines the fandom at large to this very day. anyway they could never make me shut the fuck up about you jean valjean

(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

theyre inventing the opposite of ozempic that actually makes you happy. and theyre calling it yummy foods and treats

i think this is one of my best studies.... ^_^ 📚 // @rats4brainzzz

catholicism is like performance enhancing drugs for people with ocd btw

seeing someone using the word "abscond" in the wild

[National Biways, Oct/Nov 1994]

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

I wanna watch yugioh again lol

By Czeck writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!