You Either Get It Or You Gont

thiefshipping piece i did for @thieveszine !!

it's uh. been a while huh

one must imagine sisyphus bouncing on it and moaning

“He vows her to be his own honeylamb, swears they will be papa pals, by Sam, and share good times way down west in a guaranteed happy lovenest when May moon she shines and they twit twinkle all the night, combing the comet’s tail up right and shooting popguns at the stars.”

— Finnegans Wake, James Joyce

theyre inventing the opposite of ozempic that actually makes you happy. and theyre calling it yummy foods and treats

trazadone is not enough. i need a doctor to inject a sedative every night before bed.

Nobody else in this Panera can sense the witch realm

what, youve never woken up to priceless jewelery under your pillow as a gift from your 'tenant'?

I HAVE DISCOVERED HOW TO MAKE EDITS ON CANVA I AM UNSTOPPABLE