We're Almost Out Of The Number 1 Btw

nice selfie dude this will go hard as a haggard pretransition photo👍

I just showed an Olmec guy all the uses we have for corn today and he started milly rocking 

everything snippy knows is wrong

Sunbathing thylacines. Source/date unknown.

Yes, the horrors are neverending, but you've got to get your game on

i'm bisexual because i'm attracted to both flesh and machinery

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

cara mia addio <3