This Is For Killing My Crew *stab* This Is For Keeping Me Away From My Home *stab* This Is For Almost

dang I never posted this

Deadpool's jokes about being "Marvel Jesus" are especially funny when you remember that no one thought Deadpool would be successful.

It was released at the worst possible fucking time for movies, in February, hence the joke about it being a "Valentine's Day movie" and was made with a really low budget for a superhero movie.

Hence all the jokes about being out of bullets, and not having enough money for cameos.

It was something of a sleeper hit...and now look at it.

Coming back, and saving the MCU at the MCU's lowest point...a true underdog story.

And also, you know.

Jesus Died. He came back three days later.

Connect the dots here.

Deadpool is actually Marvel Jesus.

It's a good joke in the film, and it's already looking like it's actually fucking true.

He's going to save the entire MCU, goddamnit.

The box office is going to be straight up nasty by the end of its run, and Disney sure will be glad they decided to let this r rated comedy join the ranks of the pristine and proper MCU.

See what happens when you take chances, Disney?

You little creatively bankrupt entertainment cucks?

Can we get something straight here about Penelope and this whole “Spartan” thing?

Sure, we all know Penelope was from Sparta (well, technically), and we’ve all seen enough 300-inspired pop culture nonsense to think that every Spartan woman must be some spear-wielding, leather-clad, muscle-bound badass. So let’s clear that up once and for all: Penelope was absolutely not that type of Spartan. In fact, that vision of Spartan women is more of a modern fantasy than an actual reflection of Spartan society, and Penelope herself would probably laugh in your face if you tried to pin her down to that archetype.

First off, let’s talk about what it actually meant to be Spartan. Yes, Spartan women had a reputation for being strong, but we need to understand that strength wasn’t defined by throwing a spear or taking down enemies with a shield. Spartan women were celebrated for their physical health and were tasked with producing strong offspring to build the next generation of warriors. They were also responsible for the running of the household when their husbands were off fighting in wars, which meant managing estates, controlling property, and overseeing the everyday operations of Spartan life. So, while Spartan women were not helpless, they weren’t exactly wandering around with weapons, challenging every person who crossed them, either. Penelope’s version of Spartan strength was a little more intellectual, shall we say. For twenty years, while Odysseus was “getting lost” (as one does), Penelope faced down a horde of suitors who were camped out in her house, constantly pressuring her to choose a new husband. Did she pull out a spear and kill them all? No. That’s not what spartan women did. Did she start a war? Absolutely not. Instead, she employed the ultimate weapon: patience. She weaved and un-wove a shroud for years as a stalling tactic, keeping the suitors at bay. Sure, there’s no sword involved, but let’s be real: that takes more cunning than any weapon ever could. Spartan women are not known for fighting, but for surviving.

Penelope’s Spartan roots may have given her the ability to endure, to manage her household, and to outsmart the suitors who had overrun Ithaca, but we’re missing the point if we think that means she was out there battling it out like a heroine from some action flick. Her version of strength was mental, not physical. Instead of wielding a spear, Penelope wielded her intellect, her wit, and her ability to play the long game. If you’re expecting Penelope to start slaying suitors left and right, or charging into battle with a sword in hand, you’re setting yourself up for disappointment.

Pop culture would love to turn Penelope into a spear-wielding warrior queen, but the actual historical context is far more subtle and far more impressive. She was Spartan in the most meaningful sense of the word: resilient, strategic, and damn clever. Penelope did not need muscles at all. She had the power of endurance — something a spear can’t give you.

The shot was so good even my mom smiled about it

Watched deadpool×wolverine yesterday😭💖

I actually legitimately think the only reason the creator of Blue Lock has the gayest characters imaginable is because he hates women that much.

Like no joke.

With the way he treats female characters as walking fanservice/ sex machines, and that creepy ass sexual assault manga he's working on, it just seems like he's Light Yagami.

You know. You're gay because you love men. I'm gay because I hate women. We are not the same.

I mean the only reason I can tolerate it is because Blue Lock by definition has very few female characters for him to victimize. And I am compelled by deranged gay soccer.

But I know the gay love stems purely from the misogyny.

Quick question for the blue lock community on Tumblr, is anyone interested in my interpretation of femlock?

I have some designs that I sketch and I want to share you, plus getting some feedback to improve on some aspect of the design (I think for some of you may find it boring, but I swear to you I have a reason to why I did it).

From reading countless Bleach fanfiction as of late, the one thing I hate most of all in all of the fics I've read is all the Ichigo is a fucking English translator erasure!

the queen herself <3 my second favorite jjk character

alt versions under cut !

this was like the second time I tried the whole lineless kinda art and it’s acc so fun but it takes me SOO long this took literally ages, esp cause of school. i dunno if I should go back to my old basic coloring style tho, cause this is like wayy more fun to do

CAPTAIN!!!!

JORGE!!!!