This is reminder to check up on your own mental health.
thor is washing his fake eyeball in the sink and he drops it and it goes down the drain and he’s just like, “aww shit oh fuckk damn it shit shit shit” and then he just doesn’t have an eye for the rest of the movie
Are you ready for an explosive time with the Kingsman this September?
i’m dropping hints that i’m gay *instigates fight with father*
Mom my bio dad is being foolish again. We always have this argument about the number of Robins. He says there was only one and that was Dick. I say four, even though it's like six if you count Steph and Carrie, but I count the main boys since most people know who they are. Anyway, no matter what I do I can't convince my dad that there's more than one and that the title gets passed down. Any ideas or should I just accept that my dad doesn't want anything to happen to his precious originals? I rather not accept defeat but oh well.
Oh but this is spectacular. Don’t argue, just wholeheartedly embrace it! There were no other robins; only Dick Grayson.
Jason Todd? Dick walking on his knees in a trenchcoat.
Tim Drake? Dick in a wig.
Stephanie Brown? Blonde wig padded bra.
Damian Wayne? Dick crouching with a sword.
That’s why they so rarely interact in canon; because whenever two or more robins meet it’s just Dick running back and forth putting on different disguises.
Red Hood nearly killing Red Robin? Dick in a wig beating himself up a la that one scene from fight club. (not to mention the battle for the cowl)
In multiple-Robin hostage situations Dick gets out of his cuffs/rope just so he can change his persona and then puts them on again.
Dick as Batman has a cape with yellow lining so he can just flip it and become robin and answer his own quips.
When Red Hood appeared Dick and Bruce watched as Dick with padded clothes and plateau boots went on a rampage and Dick was like “who could it be?”
Everyone plays along even though he fools absolutely no one except Clark who’s like “different hair different person has always been my motto”
Everytime one of the Robins becomes old enough to stop being a side-kick Dick just invents a new one like “yes, I am now a small violent child. Teach me stuff” and Bruce is like “fine but only because I need someone to mentor” and Dick, tired af, is like “I know”.
boy, i sure do love superboy /chinhands
STRANGER THINGS 4 SPOILERS
what was the point of adding eddie if they were instantly going to kill him off like he had more screen time then enzo but enzo lived wtf. and if eddie went with dustin the bat things would have died anyway and i don’t like that dustin was the only one to care about eddie’s death. like i can never have a comfort character because they always die this is the bob situation all over again.
Everyone always goes on about genderbent Richard Grayson being named Dixie or Rachel or Ricki or Rachelle but you’re all wrong. If Dick Grayson was a girl he’d obviously be named Vagina.
#mood
Fanfiction is pretty strange. And this is stranger than that. She/Her 18+
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