If you don’t have a crazy dancing Spider-Man gif on you blog then you’re doing it wrong.
If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
shinsou: i like to play this game that i call nap roulette. it’s where i take a nap but don’t set an alarm
shinsou: will it be a 7 min nap? will it be a 4 hour nap? will i even wake up tomorrow? nobody knows, but it’s risky and i like it
first law: write the fic you wish to see in the world aka goddammit do I have to do everything myself around here
second law: it’s going to be longer than you think. much longer. hahaha so long. why are you crying
third law: the time spent writing is inversely proportional to the amount of smut present, dammit
fourth law: flesh out your secondary characters. make them real people. have them take over. oh god. put them back. somebody please help
fifth law: the time spent researching canon is directly proportional to the amount of time you’ll spend altering your plot. that one person on the internet
sixth law: the time spent researching in general will eclipse the time you spend writing. the nsa agent monitoring your internet search history is curled up in a corner. his boss wants to know if you’re a threat. “I don’t know,” the agent sobs. “I just really don’t know.”
seventh law: at some point, someone will ask what your favorite hobby is. you will feign a heart attack to get away
umbrella academy not using the ghost of you in any of klaus’ war scenes is the biggest missed opportunity in media history
IVE WATCHED IT 27 TIMES
You miss Tony stark
You miss Natasha Romanoff
You miss Thor
You miss Clint Barton
You miss Steve Rogers
You miss Bruce Banner
AND LASTLY…
You f*cking miss the OG avengers
Because I do.
Omg I need one of these.
Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url
Fanfiction is pretty strange. And this is stranger than that. She/Her 18+
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