Conference post
The 8 episodes and 24-25 minute format are not gonna work for season 2.
In season 2, we gonna have charlie and vaggie singing, alastor backstory, the vees being the main villains, sir p being in heaven, so by my guess, we gonna see more of heaven. And so much more!
So, 8 episodes that are only 24-25 minutes long with this many things to cover. It just not gonna work. It is either going to be rushed or never bought again until the plot point is needed.
In my opinion, season 1 already suffered from being rushed, I do believe in the later episodes it found it footing and slowed a bit.
But still, with this, many things to cover for season 2. I fear that season 2 will/might suffer from being rushed
MK's father figures
tbh I'm pretty upset about Rosie being the owner of Alastor's soul. Like, they had the potential to have a beautiful cannibal friendship and Viv just fucking ruined it. Also them being besties would have fixed one of the main problems in Alastor's ace rep. Viv has implied that the reason Al is aroace is bc he only truly loves and cares about himself (which is a horrible stereotype of aroace people). Al having a close friendship with Rosie and ACTUALLY CARING ABOUT HER would have rectified that but noooo mean lady gotta bully the pwecious bean
When that scene officially shows, Radiorose fans are going to be in SHAMBLES. I feel so bad for them but at the same time I can’t wait for them to potentially argue with Vivziepop on bluesky. Oh, so Alastor is basically a narcissist (wait, can I say that?). That explains why his merch says “love yourself” it’s not him practicing self love but him caring about himself. 💀
What is your least favorite ship for hazbin/helluva, and why?
These are my guesses on why abel is blonde
1st
Either "Eve is lilith" or "Eve looks just like lilith" theories are canon
Or
2nd
Lucifer and Eve had an affair making abel lucifer bio kid
Honestly, by way things are going with the writing, the insane amount of cheating, and how it is handled in both shows (especially Helluva)
I feel like it is going to be a mixture of both theories that are gonna be canon
Where lucifer had an affair with Eve because he probably saw lilith in her and felt pity for her being adam wife
And abel is born out of the affair, and Eve never told lucifer. Rasing abel as adam son, adam of course knowing abel is not his, is probably the reason why he didn't like abel (in the leaks lute revealed that adam didn't care much for abel)
Then the show is going to make a plot twist of "abel is lucifer son! How could you have ever known??!?"
Making even more sympathy for lucifer character. Also, to villianize Adam even more without considering the possibility of making him a complex character.
For Eve honestly I'm little worry fans going to villianzie her. Fans are probably going to call her horrible for not telling lucifer he has a kid or something. And how it her fault for the entire mess.
Again, If Vivziepop wants to retell the characters or redesign them in her own way then that's perfectly fine by me but maybe don't make them look thin af or look like tumblr sexyman bait.
How do you feel about the new episode
Honestly, I didn't plan to watch the new episode today since I'm both sick and busy.
But tiktok spoiled Millie pregnancy for me, and right now, I'm debating actually watching the episode to see what else is going to happen
Arthur and Merlin decide to take the knights on a well-deserved vacation and Leon decides it's a good idea to create some rules to make sure everything goes well.
Leon: Okay, basic rules. First rule, no altering the number of lives on earth.
Gwaine: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Leon: Glad you asked. It means I don't want anyone killing *looks at Merlin and Mordred*, anyone dying *looks at Arthur, Elyan, and Gwaine*, or anyone taking their own lives *looks at Arthur and Merlin*, and I especially don't want anyone creating lives after drinking too much at the tavern *looks specifically at Gwaine*
Gwaine: 😁
Leon: Second rule, respect. I don't want anyone insulting or hitting anyone, this goes for you, Merlin. I'm serious, buddy, leave Mordred alone!
Merlin: If I can't insult him with words or hits, do you prefer I use stones? 😒
Mordred: 🥺
Leon: Just pretend he's not there, please.
Merlin: I refuse...
Arthur: Merlin, seriously?
Merlin: Okay, I'll leave him alone, a little 🙄
Arthur: 😮💨
Leon: Better than nothing. Anyway, third rule, no offending minorities with words or actions.
Everyone looks at Arthur and Gwaine.
Gwaine: I understand the princess, but why look at me?!
Leon: Do you remember the incident last year?
Gwaine: Yes?
Leon: The incident with the breasts, Gwaine.
Gwaine: Oh! I remember, got it 😅
Mordred: What incident?
Elyan: Gwaine offended a witch by commenting that she didn't look like a woman, so she cursed him by giving him breasts to make him "less of a man."
Merlin *excited*: Unfortunately for her, Gwaine loved the breasts, so she undid the spell. 😃
Gwaine: I loved my breasts 🥹
Leon: 😮💨
Arthur can’t look Merlin in the eyes, whenever he tells him to leave:
He just can’t.
Helluva boss has a merch problem
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It is not an entirely bad thing to have merch sells. It just every week they are announcing new merch!
I feel like it has become a problem. like one week, Helluva limit-merch items are announced to be selling fast and here for a limited time.
then checking the website a month later, and the supposedly limited merchandise is still there.
I get that they need money for the animation. But jeez, fans don't have this type of money to pay merchandise every week of their favorite shows.
I feel like they would earn more money if they just instead do the wait couple of months, then do a merch sale. It would give more time for fans to get hyped up about the new merch and time to save up money for it.
It’s the fact that when enchanted!Merlin calls Gwaine filthy, instead of a hands-out, “What the hell, man?” he just turns into a kicked puppy.
…Or perhaps, more accurately, a pangolin.