Can With Have Some Chillwell You Getting Jel Over Ben Spending Time With Madders 😂

What are your fav blogs? 💕

I think I already answered it, but I’ll do it again. 

I have too many. Here we go…

Football imagines: @footballffbarbiex (this woman’s talent is out of this world, I really enjoy her writing), @catharticallysarcastic  (same goes as Amy), @footballerimaginess, @footballerimagines (too bad she doesn’t write anymore)

Football blurbs: @travellvogue (the first blog I followed, she is really talented, ‘’Del’s kitchen’’ was my favourite series), @chilly-me-softly (my favourite blurbs, she also writes longer pieces), @jadonsanhco , @amour-salvatore (I LOVE her stories, especially ‘’Anyone but you’’), @gardenofcfc (I’m slowly falling in love with Mason because of her 😂)

Other blogs I love: @cinnnabaee, @stonseymylove, @80slingard, @macybeckham7, @leduqdefoot, @endlessfootie, @asenwinks, @jadondonsancho, @ynwa-taa

Your blog is the best footballer one shot/blurb account I’ve found! Can you do a Joe Hart blurb about you guys having a romantic moment/makeout session that gets interrupted by the boys?

Thank you, anon! I love how the England lads all call him ‘harty’ and respect him so much!

and you’re in his hotel room and haven’t seen him for weeks - you couldn’t get time off work immediately. And obviously if you haven’t seen him for weeks things are going to get passionate fairly quickly. He was hovering over you on the bed, broad shoulders contrasting yours, one hand up your shirt and on your waist, lips on yours, leg between yours. And it was lustful, full of moans and love, one hand running up his uncovered chest and resting on his neck, the other’s fingernails digging into his muscular back. ‘Ooo hartys getting some’, stood in the doorway was dele and John, smirking. ‘We’ll leave you to it’. And your barely acknowledged it, too focused on Joe to care.

You’re telling me that Kieran Trippier and Joe Hart were out here holding hands and we all just ignored it?

Mr too cool for the camera.

Fluffy Winks! Maybe something where his girl is stressed because of job and overworking herself. Then it's finally friday and weekend. And he makes sure she gets a rest; maybe some cuddling, bath or something.

Ugh I love him he’s like a puppy x

And you’d wander into his house, collapse on the sofa, hearing him pattering about upstairs but you’re too tired to go see what he’s doing, too stressed to even think about him and you’re thinking about work, pulling out your laptop and finishing things off - despite it being Friday. And he’s coming downstairs with a cheery ‘hi’, closing your laptop and talking you by the hand, ignoring your protests of having to finish your work. And he’s shushing you with ‘you can’t do good work if you’re stressed, like I can’t play good football when I’m stressed’ and he’s pulling you into the bathroom, a bubble bath inside and lit with candles. Then he starts undressing you, and you climb in, with Harry sat on the floor by the side, kissing you occasionally, listening, letting you get it all out and hugging your top half lightly - ‘I don’t want to get too wet’ he’d laugh. And you’d think about all the work you have to do for a split second second, but one look into his puppy dog eyes and it all melts away, the only thought now: ‘babe, are you not getting a dead leg?’. And of course he is. For you.

On a real Fabinho looked like me trying to get out of year 9 P.E.

How old are you? ❤️

Ooo my first actual question ask!

I’m always interested in knowing people’s ages to see if they seem the age they actually are!

And I’m 17 x

Hat trick hero

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1) my team is Newcastle2) I don’t really support any other teams directly but there’s definitely teams I’d prefer to win certain games. Also I want city to win the league. 4) Martin Dúbravka because he’s basically the reason we’re not in the relegation zone currently, plus he’s really nice (Schär is a close second though)5) shearer probably because he did so much and he’s our biggest and never left. Also les Ferdinand because his partnership with shearer was amazing.34) yeah my national team is England 35) I do support them. 36) I don’t necessarily ‘identify’ with any other national teams but I support like Slovakia for dúbravka, Switzerland for schär, etc in certain matches.

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