Valentines Day

headcanon

I love how we’ve all collectively decided that peter b parker is in our universe because it’s the shitty one

He thinks he goofed

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The one thing you had going for you is that you’re all woke and shit. Kind of counters the whole lame virgin thing.

Peter, completely loopy after having is wisdom teeth taken out. Tony is in the back seat with him. Happy is driving.

Peter: Spider-Man Spider-Man, does the things a spider can… 

Tony: You sure do.

Peter: I can’t shoot from my butt, though. 

Tony: What?

Peter: I wanna be king of the bears.

Tony: No, spiders. You’re Spider-Man.

Peter: Bear Force One.

Tony, pausing: That’s… not half bad. Happy, take a note. 

Peter falls over. 

a whole mood by Steven Grant Rogers 

NO ONE spoil game of thrones for me. i’m not watching it i just need to continue not knowing what happens in it