Tybalt: My Uncle Made Me Take Fencing Lessons Because He Hoped That Would Make Me Less Gay. Now, I Know

And now for my next trick I will go on such an infodump rant that you will forget who your enemies are maybe even your own name

fuck it i’m gonna post my castlevania crafts and stuff here. i did promise leon content eventually

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

Honestly if you're into something that has like no fan content and are worried about nobody caring if you post about it, I promise the 5 other freaks that are starving for crumbs will treasure it with incomprehensible passion

This is is actually a piece of misinformation spread by the wiki, while Alucard and Sonia do have a relationship in legends, Alucard goes to sleep a whole ass year before Sonia has her kid. I should not need to explain why Sonia carrying a kid in the womb for a whole ass year at minimum is not exactly anatomically possible without Sonia probably dying.

As for the misinfo being on the wiki, fandom wikis are already shitty in general, this wiki is one of those shitty ones, and this is an extremely common misconception.

If you bothered to read this, thanks

I know Legends isn't really treated as canon but it cracks me up so much that Alucard's a deadbeat father

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

i never really had the chance to redraw shitpost templates (i refuse to call them "memes") when i was younger and they were at least somewhat relevant, so i think now's a good time to start <:D

tragic prince