Fun Fact: Soma Cruz Canonically Wields Several Different Types Of Guns, One Being A Handgun! :D

Underwater Hyrule Castle was his Atlantis

i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger

Currently procrastinating by thinking about how on-the-nose the names in R&J are

Romeo meaning “from Rome” falls in love with Juliet, from Julius, conquerer/leader of Rome

Mercutio from Mercury, because A) prankster boy and B) a go-between for the Capulets and Montagues (in theory)

Benvolio’s basically just named Good Boy

Tybalt as in bold dude, saucy boy

Paris promised a bride regardless of said bride’s consent à la Trojan Paris with Helen

Kaname Ouki as Tybalt in Gérard Presgurvic's Romeo & Juliette | ロミオとジュリエット Takarazuka Star Troupe | 2010

Leaving these videos here because I find them hilarious and too relatable

Soma Cruz painting