LITERALLY SCREAMING 🥰🤡🫠

Imagine Bakugou's PR team BEGGING him to be in a holiday parade.

"You just have to sit there and wave" is their argument but Bakugou thinks spending half a day being gawked out sounds like pure hell until they tell him their favorite interviewer is going to be there. You'll be hosting it this year and suddenly Katsuki is bullying his way onto the panel with you to finish out the last two hours leaving Shouto and Izuku on the float alone.

The crowd and Internet goes wild to see Katsuki use his quirk to launch himself to the little interviewer table that's perched over to see the parade. Picking you up and putting you in his lap for a chair and he's so fucking warm. You try not to blush or fluster when his big hands come to support you better.

"Dynamight what a surprise! What brings you up here?"

"Ya looked cold sweetheart. Don't mind me I'm just here to be yer personal heater."

"Sweetheart?" Your banter co-host asks with a raised brow and Katsuki gives him a look as if to back off, to not ask the question Katsuki knows burns on the man's tongue.

"It's just a nickname he's given me." Before you're going back to pointing out the next float not missing a single cue before it cuts to commercial break.

You expect the producer that chatters over the ear piece to scold you and shoo Katsuki away, instead you hear. "Don't get him a chair and zoom out so he can fit in the frame better."

Looking up at him over your shoulder and Bakugou decides he loves this view of you. Loves the feel of your body on his and loves to hear that he can stay. Not that he was going to give them an option anyway.

"Listen, this isn't like my interviews where you can cause and say whatever the fuck you want! PG only! You can't even say hell!"

"You just said fuck." He smirks down at you with a cocky grin.

"Katsuki I'm serious! This is a big deal and could lead me to hosting all sorts of other events. So behave? For me please?" Desperation lacing your voice at the end when you hear the producer start to count down.

Katsuki leans closer, nudging his nose into your throat to get a better smell of your intoxicating perfume.

"Anything for you sweetheart. Ya don't gotta beg." And he waits until he hears one before he adds, "Though I like how ya sound when ya do."

Face masks troubles

-When a friend calls and starts to make you laugh

- the coldness of it going on your face while it sets

- the pain of pulling it off

-how you can’t close your mouth for like a half an hour so you don’t mess it up

- when your nose itches.......

Ugh the struggles

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still-fking-single

11 months ago

Damn it’s 2 am on a Sunday…. I feel called out

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4 years ago

1000 followers Celebration - Ask Game

No Nut November series:

Kirishima, Mirio and Shinso

Bakugou, Kaminari and Sero

Shigaraki, Dabi and Midoriya

Todoroki, Tamaki and Overhaul

Monoma

LOV x reader || Choose your story series

part 1 ( start )

will be adding more…

Punishment and Reward series

Shigaraki, Dabi and Hawks

Izuku and Bakugou

Headcanons

thighs, ass or boobs - class 1A

having sensitive nipples - sero hanta; bakugou katsuki; denki kaminari

getting edged - togata mirio; dabi; hawks

showered with kisses - tamaki amajiki, neito monoma; mezo shoji; sero hanta

someone walking in during sex - mezo shoji; tokoyami fumikage; tomura shigaraki; dabi

s/o with sensitive nipples - bakugou katsuki; denki kaminari; sero hanta

cumming too fast - tomura shigaraki; togata mirio; izuku midoriya

roleplay - izuku midoriya; bakugou katsuki; shoto todoroki

getting flashed by their crush - izuku midoriya; denki kaminari; eijirou kirishima

roleplay - izuku midoriya; shoto todoroki; bakugou katsuki

vibrating panties - shoto todoroki; izuku midoriya; togata mirio

riding them - hawks; dabi; bakugou katsuki

sending dick pics - sero hanta; eijirou kirishima; denki kaminari; bakugou katsuki

random kiss from their crush - neito monoma; bakugou katsuki; izuku midoriya

s/o wearing someone else’s hoodie - bakugou katsuki; mirio togata; denki kaminari

dom! s/o - dabi; hitoshi shinsou; hawks

getting called beautiful - tomura shigaraki; tokoyami fumikage; mezo shoji; neito monoma

calling your boyfriend “bro” prank - bakugou katsuki; shoto todoroki

s/o with nipple piercings - denki kaminari; mirio togata; tomura shigaraki

their s/o twerking in showy clothes - dabi; hawks; bakugou katsuki; mirio togata

getting nudes from their s/o - denki kaminari; eijirou kirishima; tamaki amajiki; bakugou katsuki

bratty s/o - mirio togata

reacting to you saying you’d fuck them - tenya iida; sero hanta; izuku midoriya; tokoyami fumikage

reacting to you saying you’d fuck them ii - denki kaminari; eijirou kirishima; bakugou katsuki; shoto todoroki

reacting to you saying you’d fuck them iii - twice; dabi; tomura shigaraki

s/o complimenting someone else - izuku midoriya; shoto todoroki; bakugou katsuki

meeting their future s/o - dabi; tomura shigaraki; twice

s/o with small boobs - bakugou katsuki; denki kaminari; hawks

waking them up because you’re horny - denki kaminari; tomura shigaraki; bakugou katsuki

getting a ‘thank you’ kiss - kirishima eijirou; bakugou katsuki; tenya iida

getting a ‘thank you’ kiss ii - twice; tomura shigaraki; spinner; dabi

getting called “daddy” - tokoyami fumikage; tenya iida; bakugou katsuki; denki kaminari; kirishima eijirou

caught jerking off - dabi; izuku midoriya; hawks

overstimulation - tetsutetsu; kirishima eijirou; denki kaminari

overstimulation ii - izuku midoriya; sero hanta

pegging - shoto todoroki

shy virgin s/o - izuku midoriya; bakugou katsuki

risky blowjob - bakugou katsuki; tomura shigaraki; denki kaminari

risky blowjob ii - izuku midoriya; kirishima eijirou

risky blowjob iii - sero hanta; tamaki amajiki; dabi

catching their s/o masturbating - kirishima eijirou; izuku midoriya, mirio togata

catching their s/o masturbating ii - bakugou katsuki; neito monoma

catching their s/o masturbating iii - tamaki amajiki; dabi; tomura shigaraki

catching their s/o masturbating iv - denki kaminari; hitoshi shinsou; sero hanta

busty s/o - tamaki amajiki; mirio togata

busty s/o ii - shoto todoroki; izuku midoriya

jealousy - shinsou hitoshi

quiet and awkward - shoto todoroki

crackhead s/o - denki kaminari; hitoshi shinsou; shoto todoroki

fighting and making up - bakugou katsuki; shinsou hitoshi; shoto todoroki

affectionate s/o - dabi

random hcs - denki kaminari

ignoring prank - izuku midoriya

ignoring prank ii - bakugou katsuki

dancing - sero hanta; denki kaminari; shinsou hitoshi

Full Fics

accidental rejection - bakugou katsuki

kissing him to shut him up - tomura shigaraki

first “i love you” - tomura shigaraki

crushing on a healer reader - tomura shigaraki

Drabbles

comforting depressed f!s/o - bakugou katsuki

intense blowjob - izuku midoriya

“it’s my dick in a box” - denki kaminari

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1 year ago

love comes easy when it’s gojo

a/n: what are you guys talking about chapter 236 ? the manga ended a while ago lol they’re all happy and safe ! don’t be silly guys >.< (I’m deep in denial no one hmu)

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loving satoru gojo was easy.

it was easy falling in love with him when you first began talking to him, stolen glances and flushed faces when either of you caught the other.

it came to you like second nature to play along with his jokes. your minds practically syncing up the second your eyes connected, silly grins on your faces as you both cracked dumb jokes.

there was something almost instinctive that had you intertwining your fingers with his, the tv on the show now background noise as satoru practically lay on top of you.

“what should we get for dinner?” you mumbled, half paying attention to the action on the screen, eyes landing on the mop of white hair in your lap.

satoru hummed, adjusting himself so that he was on his back and staring up at you, “want me to cook?” there was a smile playing on his lips as you pursed your lips at him.

“depends” you smile, “what is chef gojo gonna cook up for us tonight?” the smile on his face was evident now as he sat upright.

“maybe some instant ramen?” eyes glimmering as he speaks up again, “im feeling a bit fancy so how ‘bout i add an egg in there too.”

“an egg? you spoil me satoru,” you tease, watching as satoru pushes himself off the couch, stretching a bit. the bottom of his shirt lifts a bit and you catch his lower belly, smiling to yourself.

“oh but when you bend over i can’t whistle at you?” he pouts, catching the way you were practically giggling.

“satoru we were in a meeting with the higher ups,” you retort. the sorcerer only scoffs, mumbling something and heading into the kitchen.

it was easy to love satoru when he was carrying you out in the pouring rain, a cheesy love song blaring through his phone speakers in his pocket.

“dance with me!” his dimples peeking out and his eyes crinkling a bit as he laughed at your now soaked shirt.

you want to be angry, you want to scold him because he just got over the flu and this is gonna be terrible for him. but the small droplets of water collecting at the end of his white hair and sticking messily to his forehead make you keep your mouth shut.

you don’t say anything as you extend your arm out, giggling when he quickly pulls you into him by the waist, immediately pressing his lips onto yours, teeth hitting each other as the two of you burst into giggles.

“cyndi lauper is your go to?” you laugh, barely audible over the downpour surrounding the two of you.

“it was either her or whitney houston ” he smiles, turning his infinity on when he sees you shiver in the slightest, being sure to include you in it.

it was easy loving satoru gojo when he was shampooing your hair, kissing your shoulder and wrapping warm towels around you.

it was easy to fall deeper in love with him when the two of you are in bed, sweet nothings being interchanged between the two of you.

“i love you, angel boy,” you whisper, loving the way his cheeks grew pink, the grin on his lips growing as he nuzzled his face into the crook of his neck.

“i love you more, sweets” his voice is softer, more vulnerable, than usual. there’s nothing on his mind except you, and there’s nothing on yours except him.

it’s when the two of you are making breakfast together, movements flowing easily as he passes you the eggs and he plates the pancakes. when you’re both sitting way too close to each other on the huge couch in the living room, pillows and blankets surrounding the two of you.

when you hand each other things without even uttering a word. when you sit in rare silence with your lover, the comfort of each others presence being enough for the two of you.

when he’s bringing home flowers or you’re making him his favorite foods, when you’re blushing at his shower of compliments and he’s running away the second you call him handsome.

it’s in between laundry loads and making plans that you both realize how easy love comes to each other.

loving satoru gojo was easy, especially when you fell in love with him all over everyday.

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9 months ago

finding out making up whole detailed scenarios with fictional characters in your head is a “sign of mental illness”

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1 year ago

Reminder to myself that my favorite season is starting 🥰

☆ KINKTOBER ‘23 ☆

welcome to xi’s kinktober schedule! enjoy your stay

CONTENTS CONTAIN DARK THEMES

OCT. 1 … PUBLIC SEX , SEX POLLEN WITH DICK GRAYSON

OCT. 5 … KNIFE PLAY , GUN PLAY WITH JASON TODD

OCT. 10 … MONSTERFUCKING , SIZE KINK WITH RYOUMEN SUKUNA

OCT. 15 … OVERSTIMULATION WITH JAIME REYES

OCT. 21 … HATE SEX , BREATH PLAY WITH JASON TODD

OCT. 25 … AGE-GAP , DADDY KINK WITH GETO SUGURU

OCT. 29 … DUMBIFICATION , BREEDING WITH TOJI FUSHIGURO

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5 years ago

Y’all just stop to think about how COVID-19 is just a Pokémon trainer trying to catch them all?

The only problem is that we are the Pokémon....

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11 months ago

Dangerous Games [Hoshina Soshiro]

an: the Vice-Captain may be your boyfriend, but that doesn’t mean you’re immune to the wicked games he likes to play… now, sit pretty.

pairing: Hoshina Soshiro x female reader

warnings: cockwarming, dangerous liaisons, semi-exhibitionism (I guess?), Soshiro is a wicked boy but he adores you truly

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If you tried to recall what possessed you to think this was a good idea, you were left with absolutely nothing in mind. It was a dangerous game, one you never thought Soshiro would be up for playing, but here you were, sat on the Vice-Captain’s lap surrounded by comrades and the likes in the communal movie room.

Yes, you were more than one of the operatives charged with ensuring the safety of the division’s officers, far more. You were the girlfriend of Vice Captain Hoshina and whilst it still made you giddy when you thought about it, it was no secret. Soshiro wasn’t the type to be too overly affectionate with others around, but he didn’t shy away from touching you when the opportunity struck. A hand on the small of your back, a lightning-fast kiss pressed to the top of your head, a cheeky grope of your behind when he was certain no one was looking. But this? This was something altogether new…

The room was dark with the only light being emitted from the projector shining a movie onto the wall with vivid colour. It felt hot, of course it did, the sticky feeling of being smothered by too many layers itched down your spine and you wondered if the others felt it too. There were far more faces in here than you had predicted when you first fell into Soshiro’s little game—it felt more like a trap now—and you burned with the knowledge that they could discover the depths of your depravity at any moment.

In sheer desperation to distract your wayward mind and the reactions of your body, you tried to remember the plot of the movie. To at least try and follow along with what was happening but it was impossible when the man beneath you was doing his damnedest to ruin you so completely.

The spread of wet kisses started innocently enough at your cheek. They moved lower to your jaw, long clever fingers angling your head so he could suck little marks at your pulse and the delicate bone at your clavicle. A curtain of silky amethyst hair hid his face from you, obscuring the area of his next attack which he disguised as showering you in affection. You were no fool. You could feel his smile against your clammy skin, and it only worsened the predicament.

You rutted your hips, barely an inch but it was enough for the almost silent groan to echo from the depths of his chest. A strong, capable chest that was pressed flush against your back, a hand at your waist to hold you steady in his lap. Immediately you stilled, breath caught fast in your throat, but it was too late for that.

Soshiro’s teeth latched on your ear, tugging the lobe between those perfectly sharp incisors before a strained and quiet voice flowed inside. Despite the strain, he sounded amused—almost manic.

“That was naughty, little flower. Do you want to get caught?” he asked, and the very idea of one of your friends or colleagues turning their attention to the couch that only you two occupied made your cunt clench.

It was all the answer he needed.

His sharp inhale of breath was more audible this time, and you fought the urge to squirm against the hold that was tightening with every passing second. His arm was like a steel band around your waist, the voice that of a devil that was exhilarated by the circumstances he’d found himself in.

“Oh… it’s like that, is it? If only your colleagues knew how filthy you were being right now. Tsk tsk.” His tongue clicked softly against his teeth, a feigned admonishment that left your head falling back to his shoulder and your face pressed into his neck.

You inhaled the scent of skin, the salt mixed with something light and almost floral from his body wash. The temptation to lick a long strip from below his ear to the swell of his Adam’s apple was interrupted by his cock massaging against your front wall. The engorged tissue of your pleasure spot lit up your veins like fireworks, and only turned up the dial on the neediness pooling both in the pit of your stomach and between your sticky thighs.

He knew exactly how to make you melt, the merest flick of his wrist and the right intonation would see you putty in his hand. It should be annoying to be so easily read, but honestly, you appreciated the efforts he had gone to to learn you so intimately. Soshiro was a dedicated man, to his job and to you, it was heartwarming to feel so cared for, even when you found yourself in promiscuous situations such as these.

You knew that, had you been alone in here, you would be riding him to completion and to hell with the consequences. He knew it too and that only tightened your jaw, your molars grinding together as you tried your very best not to move another inch. The Vice-Captain might not be laughing but one quick peek into his eyes told you that he was barely holding back from doing just that.

Hushed conversation from your friends stole your -attention away from the shining humour in his violet eyes, cheeks burning hot as you glanced around the room but didn’t dare to meet anyone’s eye. The moment passed, action returning to the screen, and you exhaled a long-held sigh of relief.

Instead of smacking his chest like you wanted to do, you worked on steadying your breathing, grateful of the breathing techniques taught by the very organisation you worked for. You tried to ignore how every minuscule movement was ticking you closer to yelling to hell with it and bouncing on his dick until your eyes crossed and the band of tension in your belly snapped. You ignored the wet arousal that drooled from your cunt, clenching around his length behind your modest skirt, and you definitely didn’t think about the stains you were likely leaving on the front of his pants…

His fingers splayed beneath the hem of said skirt, rucking the fabric closer to your knee until his hand could disappear beneath. You grabbed up a cushion and pressed to your lap to hide whatever his intent was whilst your eyes squeezed shut in anticipation. You almost moaned aloud at the grazing touch of his nail against your puffy lips, followed by the circular motion of his fingertips teasing your swollen clit. It was enough to make you bite your lip until the iron tang of blood hit your tongue.

Warm breath fanned your cheek, his lips so close to your ear that the sensation tickled down your spine.

“Make it through the movie, sweet girl. Then I promise I’ll fuck you until you can’t walk straight, okay?”

All you could do was nod. There were no words in your head, and quite frankly, you didn’t trust your voice not to give the game away completely. It was imperative you last, that you make it through this mission and receive your reward.

Soshiro smiled against your pulse, nipping playfully at the wildly erratic rhythm beneath the skin. God, he adored you so much.

“That’s it, sit still for me.”