Stickymeltedheart - You Look Even Gayer From Here

Elizabeth , watching Thalia & Luke panic : What's going on? Liz: Thalia is having a midlife crisis and Luke is just having a crisis.

I’m 22 and I have A THREE YEAR OLD

HOW WAS I READY FOR A CHILD AT 19

I WONT EVEN BE 40 YET WHEN SHE’S 18

im doing it alone…doing it scared…but im doing it

they want to take everything away from us

my goal for 2025 is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life

[footage of the inside of an ordinary Eastern-European home, taken with a handheld phone camera, the man filming is walking from the living room to the back door of the house]

man, narrating in russian: Every fucking year, this time of the year, the pond at my backyard gets infested. What do ponds get infested with? Frogs? Poisonous weeds? Geese? No. Not my pond.

[The man opens the back door, stepping out into a garden. Three or four nude, human-like figures dash from the borders of a pond back into the water.]

man: Rusalki! I don't know where they come from or how they get here, and I can't afford to hire an exterminator every year. I can't let my cat outside anymore. Last year a rusalka managed to drown a whole deer in my pond, the stench was unbearable.

[He walks as he speaks, approaching the pond. There are several eerily beautiful female beings peering at him from under the surface, their long hair floating in the murky water. Their eyes are gleaming in an unhuman way. The man holding the camera stops to film them.]

man, calm and deadpan: What the fuck are all of you staring at. Get jobs or something.

[One of the rusalki, smaller than the others and clearly not a fully matured adult, slowly reaches out of the water with her white, thin hand, grasping his ankle. He appears unconcerned.]

man: You can't drown me, you little idiot. You're too small. Shoo!

[A loud thud startles the rusalki, making them scatter. A second thud makes it clear these are the approaching footsteps of something massive. The man turns around and points the camera at what appears to be a house, walking past above the treeline with chicken-like legs]

man, now yelling: IF YOUR HOUSE SHITS ON MY YARD AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-

I have a thing for traumatized men who turn out to be okayish father figures.

do u ever just

Golder retriever boyfriend this black cat girlfriend that. What about neurotic horse significant other

why so fren shaped

I felt like you guys will appreciate this