In Retrospect I’d Like To Now Declare This The Funniest Fucking Tweet Of All Time 

~Stella

~Stella

Enola: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Y/n?

Y/n: … No.

Tewkesbury: I do!

Enola: I know, Tewkesbury.

Tewkesbury: I’m sad!

Enola: I know, Tewkesbury.

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

overcoming ur anxiety to go out with friends

I can’t believe he did this I can’t believe he did this I can’t believe he did th

~Stella

“MUTATION: it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.” - Professor X, X-Men