This Is So Klavier Coded

Y’all know that one prank trend on TikTok where you crack an egg in someone’s head? Athena definitely did that to Simon at least once.

I find comfort in the headcanon that Edgeworth has insulted Kristoph’s nails before

I pretend that The Gavineers isn’t a cheesy stupid law theme rock band and is just a normal rock band because I refuse to believe that my babygirl would be that cringe. That’s the second time I’ve used “I refuse to believe my babygirl would be that cringe” in a post regarding Klavier. He’s just that cringy

miles edgeworth wears his socks inside out so the seam at the toe doesn’t bother him as much (i say, wearing my socks inside out so the seam at the toe doesn’t bother me so much)

narumitsu first case together is so heartwrenching. your mentor is dead, her little sister is putting all her faith into you who had put all your faith into mia, edgeworth is not the man phoenix had thought he was and its a race against the clock, he and maya are alone and it seems like everythings crumbling down but they push through. klapollo first case together is look at this underwear i found in the trash. now look at this second one i found in an exhaust pipe. noodle cart. and i think its fitting

Headcanon that Klavier’s favorite movie is The Princess Bride. Don’t ask me why I just know

stop making miles edgeworth british he OBVIOUSLY sounds like john mulaney but slightly more dignified 

i think the concept of edgeworth having an employee of the month board is very funny simply because the employee he chooses is always pess (his service dog in this context) or taka

simon blackquill simon blackquill i love him