I Love The Idea Of Pess Being A Borzoi But Hear Me Out… Pess Is A GIANT Mastiff And Phoenix Is Terrified

Klavier gets a cat so mikeko can have a friend and he names the cat Göffel

Apollo is like "aww cute what does it mean... No. No way tell me you're lying. You did not name your cat SPORK"

High school Klavier, Simon, and Sebastian being besties is all I’ve been thinking about for the past 17 hours.

based on this

Kristoph and Miles hissing at each other like fancy rich territorial cats

ok but. klapollo but it’s howl and sophie from howl’s moving castle.

I pretend that The Gavineers isn’t a cheesy stupid law theme rock band and is just a normal rock band because I refuse to believe that my babygirl would be that cringe. That’s the second time I’ve used “I refuse to believe my babygirl would be that cringe” in a post regarding Klavier. He’s just that cringy

Do y’all think Kristoph can sing? Like since Klavier can sing he can too? Me thinks yes

Phoenix Wright core

Simon: *pulls out his phone, equipped with the thickest shock-proof case and 3 layers of screen protector*

Nahyuta: Why do you have such an idiot proof phone, Blackquill? Surely samurai aren’t clumsy, are they?

Simon: *says nothing as Taka swoops down and knocks Nahyuta’s phone out of his hand*