Broke (and Gross!!!): C*kesquill Woke: Simon And Athena Are Siblings Bespoke: Simon Is Athena’s Weird

so like did jonathan finish shaving before dracula threw the kit out the window or is he just walking around with half a shave

Headcanon that the Prosecutors Office gives of the same vibes as Brooklyn 99 Edgeworth gives me Captain Holt vibes

Y’all know that one prank trend on TikTok where you crack an egg in someone’s head? Athena definitely did that to Simon at least once.

This is so Klapollo

Headcanon that one time Edgeworth and Blackquill got into a huge argument about whether or not the Steel Samurai prequels were good.

I think Klavier is actually a cat person but Kristoph told him that cats are bad and that he shouldn’t get one so he didn’t. Mikeko makes him so happy

Headcanon that Klavier’s favorite movie is The Princess Bride. Don’t ask me why I just know

I love it when artists make the things that you expect Klavier do done by Apollo.

Like, yes, Apollo carrying Klavier bridal style is good! Apollo leading in the dance, dipping him, this is good! I need more of this!! This is The Klapollo dynamic I Want!!

Phoenix Wright core