Hoes Don't Want To Be In A Relationship, They Want Nct Dream To Be A Fixed Group. It's Me. I'm The Hoe.

IT'S PLAYING BLACKPINK'S ICE CREAM ON THE RESTAURANT NEXT TO ME! WTF? IS A ITALIAN RESTAURANT?!

@mimika-28 Challenge Accepted

before the decade ends i just want to say oh, you think ya big, boy, throwing three stacks? i'ma show you how to ball, you a mismatch opinionated, but i'm always spitting straight facts throw it back, i might throw this on an eight-track

I just felt like reblogging some of my (actual) posts

"WHAT WE NEED?!" (BTS and TXT)

Namjoon: So, guys.... what do y'all think we need the most???

Jimin: Higher High Notes

Yoongi and Yeonjun: Faster raps

Taehyung: Gucci clothes

Beomgyu and Taehyun: More aegyos

Jungkook and Hueningkai: More songs in English

Hoseok: More dance practice videos

Jin and Soobin:

Jin and Soobin:*quietly and discreetly leaving the room*

Jin and Soobin:*enter the room bringing breads and drinks for everyone* WE NEED FOOD!!!!! WE JUST NEED FOOD NOW AND FOREVER!!!!!

Bro’s the Type to..

Synopsis- yk the drill already

Warnings- none

navigation station 🚉.

yuuta okkotsu’s playlist🎧.

Yuuta Okkotsu, our favourite timid boy. he’s so sweet and respectful i love him.

he’s the type that when you’re laying down with him and mindlessly scrolling through tiktok to just stare at you in adoration and if you ask what he’s looking at he just smiles and says that he’s admiring your beauty.

he’s the type to help you pick an outfit for everything and actually give you good advice. he is a fashion icon, change my mind. you can’t.

he’s the type to hold the back of your shirt instead of your hand, it’s very endearing

he’s the type to give you his umbrella if it’s raining even if you’re walking to separate places. he’d rather you stay dry.. even if it means he gets sick in the process.

he’s the type to call you for literally anything, and text you constantly throughout the day and tell you how much he loves you.

he’s the type to rant about you to panda and inumaki— who are insanely invested in yours and yuuta’s relationship. panda is such a pro y/n x yuuta shipper.

he’s also the type to buy you anything he knows you’d like. even if his bank account was in shambles.

he’s the type to just sit with you and actually enjoy himself as you show him all the tiktok’s you’ve sent to your friends because you thought they were funny

he’s the type to surprise you with breakfast in bed..

he’s the type to gush over mitski, laufey and faye webster with you, as well as cry to their songs even if neither of you were sad.

he’s the type to read to you if you asked, or sing to you. my ex could NEVER.

he’s the type to wipe crumbs off your face while you’re eating and then lick his finger. the first time he does this you drop your chopsticks out of disbelief and he apologizes so much asking if it was weird. you’d have to reassure him that it was actually attractive.

he’s the type to get flustered after your guys’ friends make fun of how sappy he is with you.

he’s the type to use a classic record player and put in frank sinatra as he hangs out with you.

he’s the type to only have 30 instagram followers and like 10 people on snap. all of which he goes to school with.

he’s the type to post you instead of himself because he feels so lucky to be blessed with such a great girlfriend.

he’s the type to tuck you in at night, or change your clothes if you fell asleep in your street clothes. ONLY IF YOU WERE COMFORTABLE WITH IT THOUGH.

he’s the type to do anything you say because he wants you to know he’d do anything and everything for you.

he’s the type to get mad if someone was too rough with you in training and scold them.

he’s the type to only put you on his christmas list

he’s the type to love you UNCONDITIONALLY.

i’ve done megumi, yuji, and toge for this series where you can find them in the navigation station which is linked at the top!

i love yuta and the playlist i made him i feel like represents these head canons so well oh my god? i love him sm. i love every jjk character sm.. except mahito😰

also guys i am literally pumping out post after post. am i okay? where is the real emi who posts once a month IF she feels like it? i’m scared. when did my writers block go away?

Okay much love, emi🩷

tags- feel free to be ask to be added to see future works !

@kasumitenbaz @oinkoink321 (ik you wanted a yuuta vers.)

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Gaza and trauma.

Due to some confusion

Ok so, @starsandsoul has brought to my attention that Mingi from ATEEZ looks like a wonka. BUT HE IS NOT. The only wonkas are Me, rowonka, Hendery Wonka, and Willy Wonka. We make chocolate. Mingi is not a wonka. He is a bonka with billy bonka. They make meat. They are NOT the same.

8:24 pm \

"oh, you wanna have a staring contest now? alright, let's go. on the count of three, okay? one, two, three, go!" you shout and stare at the computer screen in front of you intensely, a fancam of donghyuck playing on it with you declaring a staring contest whenever he would look at the camera for more than five seconds.

you can feel your eyes burning, but luckily, he moves his gaze to the side to focus on the upcoming move in the choreography, and you squeeze your eyes shut and grin once you open them again. "looks like I won the starting contest then, hm?" you grin to yourself, not believing that you were actually having fun by doing this.

right as those words leave your mouth, donghyuck walks into your room, a bag of chips in his hands. he looks to the left, witnessing you watching a fancam of him as a smirk slowly makes its way onto his face.

he tosses the unopened bag of chips onto your bed, making his way towards you as you swivel your chair to face him. surprise was etched all over your face as he places both of his hands on the arms of the chair and leans forward. "ready for a real staring contest now, y/n?"

If I wanted I could expose (with messages) everyone that messed up with me.

It would be their problem not mine.

They are just lucky I am just never in the mood to do so.

If I was they would regret.

No I am not talking about fake friends or this kind of stuff.

I am talking about my crackhead friends.

They better watch out.

This is really necessary to reblog this.

I just loved it.