One Direction Songs That Liam Wrote On:

It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized "actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance" was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry

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your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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fascinated by people claiming that deadpool is straight meanwhile here's how they marketed Deadpool 3:

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

in bruges and banshees of inisherin are heartwarming stories about how the friendship between brendan gleeson and colin farrell can overcome absolutely nothing

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger