Stayalive-haymitchlover - You Deserve Better ❤️

Older Wincest where they’re both in their 50s and are living on land somewhere in the Midwest (not Kansas, never Kansas). The closest town is a 20 minute drive and the closest Walmart is 40. They have a pond where they fish and a small garden where Sam grows too many goddamn squash and zucchini’s every year and they pawn them off to the neighbors. They’ve got chickens who lay too many goddamn eggs that they sell in a stall in the local farmers market (it’s a 20 minute drive further into the sticks). Everyone assumes they’re married and they never dispute the claims. They sit on their wrap-around porch each morning and drink coffee, and they’re only wearing boxers cause there isn’t a single soul that’s driving down their road at 8:37 in the morning. They live, and they love, and it’s easy.

fascinated by people claiming that deadpool is straight meanwhile here's how they marketed Deadpool 3:

@yeahitsak

At this rate you're going to be on this shit site for the next 10 years reblogging your faggot mutuals

hell yeah brother like to charge, reblog to cast

reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

God I’m scared to reblog this but I want to know

Reblog if you're not human

The urge to bother my mutuals

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended