Hope: You Got A Haircut.

"y/n giggled" NO THE FUCK I DIDNT

I AM NOT TEEHEE-ING FOR NO ONE. I MEAN NO ONE. NOW MATTER HOW HIGH THEIR IQ IS.

I WONT EVEN HAVE SPENCER OR EMILY AS AN EXCEPTION

i would bark, meow, get on my hands and knees for those mfs but i would never ever giggle for them.

tumblr is only for people who r weird and a bit lonely and had a strange interest when they were 12 that led them here. if none of those apply to you like genuinely what is there for you here

Kai: Something’s off.

Y/n: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Kai: No, but that’s funny.

911 chats part idk

This is gonna be one hell of a gay summer 🤩🤩🥳

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

Watching the difference between the Twitter migration mentality vs. the Reddit migration mentality is fucking hilarious.

Like, when Twitter users started moving over here everyone was pulling out all the stops and bringing back old fandoms that they were into and basically firing rent lowering shots by being super cringey.

And then all of the sudden when the Reddit refugees start showing up we're like, "ah yes, pull up a log and gather around the dumpster fire. We'll teach you how to not get killed by people hunting down bots and carve out a little area for you guys to relax and get used to the site before we throw you into the deep end of this hellsite that we call home. Tomorrow is Let Papyrus say Fuck day so you can prepare for that if you want. You want some hot coco and a blanket?"

google search how to act normal

google search how often should i blink

google search what am i supposed to say after i say whats up and they say not much

google search how close is it normal to stand

google search am i offputting

they are so real for this