Reconsuming The Source Material Before Writing Fic To Pickle Your Brain In The Characters' Voices

I be sleeping in the master chief position

only absorbed the god of war: ragnarok plot by watching a third of a playthrough and with info provided by friends but i think i got it

Bloodlet

[VIDEO TRANSCRIPT:

Gricko: Yeah, he's gonna get like hooked up and milked all day and all night, around the clock and he won't stop– (breaking character) stop gettin' milked–

Gideon: No! Nobody's milkin' Torbek!

Kremy: Alright let's– let's use a different word than milked like...

Torbek: Uh– don't be so hasty!

(laughter)

Kremy: Well–

Gricko: He's gonna be forced– he's gonna be chained up and milked–

Kremy: Stop saying 'milked'!

Gideon (pointing at Torbek): And why do you look like you like the thought, you sick fuck!

Kremy: Wait, if you're into it, maybe we make a trade!

Torbek: Torbek is just saying we should consider all of our options.

Gricko: We're not gonna leave Torbek!

Frost: Every time you hear the word 'milked', Torbek, I want you to hear the word 'bloodlet'.

Gricko: Bloodlet?

Frost: Like bloodlet! Like bloodletting.

Gricko: Bloodlet? What is that?

Kremy: Is that like a–

Frost: That's what they would be doing to Torbek.

Kremy: –A little guy made out of blood?

Gricko: They would let blood? A bloodlet? Like a lil' blood guy? Like 'oh, I'm a bloodlet'?

Gideon: Oh, that's what that is?

Gricko: Like a lil' guy made of blood drops.

Gideon: Like a lil' guy made out of blood drops?

Frost: No, no, no, no!

Gricko: Why'd they have a lil' guy–

(Frost screams)

(laughter)

END TRANSCRIPT.]

anyway kratos is bi and no one can tell me otherwise 

hate to give so many ideas but i have one more angrboda, thrud and mimir trying to teach jormungandr some amount of english

That is English...

please don’t be mean to me i will literally be on my deathbed replaying it in my head asking myself why i’m such a unique annoyance to society

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

when kratos holds up mimir so he can see the drama better

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

in light of recent events