I Underestimated The Amount Which Having Ppl Comment Frothing About My Fics Would Boost My Self Esteem

I am very obsessed w pschwarz right now in a way I've not been w a celeb in a long time and it's reminding me how inane red carpet/podcast etc interviews are. Like the questions are so meaningless. Whereas, if u let me at him, i would have Such Things to ask 😇

SAXON RATLIFF AND LOCHLAN RATLIFF THE WHITE LOTUS (2021-)

Called shot: if Patrick Schwarzenegger gets cast as Patrick Bateman in Guadagnino's American Psycho i will get his face tattooed on my ass in whatever still is most equivalent to this vibe

I could watch his panicked in breath, looking around frantically forever. And i will.

PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER as Saxon The White Lotus S3:E06 · 2025

Imagine if you will a sort of 50 year old zaddy saxon... Silver fox saxon... lost everything and spent decades climbing his way back to the top saxon...

Everyone's fics that are like "actually they fall in love and get married" and I'm like "what if they beat the shit out of each other"

Curse those fucking pinstripe gloves and also get me a pair