I Feel Like I’m Waiting For Something That Isn’t Going To Happen

curious. anyway,

Mercury RX in Aries is getting every red light, tripping, or accidentally burning yourself. Mercury RX in Taurus is sleeping past your alarm. Mercury RX in Gemini is mishearing something important. Mercury RX in Cancer is misunderstandings, passive aggression, and over-active imaginations. Mercury RX in Leo is talking shit and the topic overhears you. Mercury RX in Virgo is when you failed a test you swore you did great in or get a cold at the worst time. Mercury RX in Libra is when you text the wrong person. Mercury RX in Scorpio is when you overhear someone talking shit about you, you read someone else's texts, or your crush reads your old journal. Mercury RX in Sagittarius is getting far in a game and then the game crashing. Mercury RX in Capricorn is when your name or number wasn't called, your mail got lost, or you have to work late. Mercury RX in Aquarius is when systems go haywire, you lost your debit card, or you get hacked. Mercury RX in Pisces is crying for no reason.

The Magician and The Hermit

And now, this volunteer from the audience is going to interrupt the act and explain how all the tricks are done.

gay📲irl

You know what’s sexy? Men who actually care for you

Mirza Cizmic

unintentional things can be pretty too