Mmmmm Tren

I forgot you have a physical form. Dope shirt tho.

Olive Garden Dining Event

The fact that they took Stardust off Netflix on June 1st is homophobic

My friend chose the colors 🥰

It's Show & Tell Time!

Show off something you created lately—a drawing, a picture of a meal, a poem, or whatever!

I like when Nicholas Hoult is a sad wet man tormented by vampires

Normal Pippin activities

Me in hell after God smites me for not being straight

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Hahaha that's so me when I-

*spaces out to escape the reality of my current situation*

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

There's no love on pretty much any site for The Iron Tower Trilogy, so I'm here to bring up the fandom with my bare hands. It's heavily inspired by Lord of the Rings, but honestly I really like it for itself. The plot armor seems to be nearly nonexistent at times which adds to the suspense and has at least me as a reader at the edge of my seat quite often. The characters are also incredibly lovable, as the main characters are halflings known as warrows who tend to be pure of heart and strong willed. A lot of the scenes in the books would work really well for fan art I personally think. All in all, book got potential. Go check it out.