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AMBER EMBROIDERY

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK

Wait percentages for preference is so smart. Neither person has to actually choose, it's just whatever someone is more opinionated about.

I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.

Wait shit I read it wrong, I thought you meant that they were doing some wild ass rigging to shoot difficult shots with film. Mb bro 😭😭.

Baby driver was shot on film with stunts that was too bulky for film cameras digitally. But it was 90% film

"It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you... that meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. They kept going because they were holding on to something."

-- J.R.R Tolkien, The Two Towers --

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But he is though. Don't look at me and tell me that the man who befriended the lord of all horses isn't a horse girl.

I want LOTR tumblr to know that my brother believes that Gandalf is the horse girl not Aragorn

HE'S SO WEEEEE!!!! THE LIL SKUNGL!!!!!

Baby Horse Shoe

Dude come back your weird dog bit me 😭😭

can you guys watch him for me i gotta take a nap

Tried out embroidery, not perfect but I think it turned out cute

Just found out how effective torturing my partner with unhinged resident evil head cannons are so I'm begging someone to drop at least one (preferably without 1st, 5th, or 6th game spoilers)