Vicki Vale: Mr. Wayne Are You Batman?

The two best reasons to ship anything are:

1.Incredible deep and detailed narrative themes. The parallels that seem to hit just right, the narrative foils that they can be to each other, the intricate dynamic that's both extremely complex and easily understood. The juxtaposition between something that's harsh and undoubtedly toxic, with the softer undertones, the parts where you read in-between the lines and find a mutual feeling of loneliness from both parts, their intrinsic understanding of each other comes from the mere fact that they're each others mirrored reflections and shadows. In the end both sides will be together forever, and you as an audience can clearly see their tragedy laid out before in a path that blurs pure anguish and tender romance

2.It would be so fucking funny

Me after I've had my daily acesan thoughts:

girls r like "but he's my comfort character" and then it's literally the most emotionally traumatized man you have ever seen ever

If my life was a tv show and people were shipping me and my friend n stuff. I want to be multi-ship potential but like in the same way as the raven cycle.

i love dragons!!! i love dragons as wild powerful beasts!!! i love dragons as intelligent kind companions!!! i love dragons as noble valiant steeds!!! i love dragons as magical wise elder beings!!! i love dragons as all-knowing gods!!! i love dragons as taxonomic diverse species!!! i love dragons as concepts and ideas!!! i love dragons as shapeshifters and deities!!! i love dragons as forces of nature!!! i love dragons as protectors of peace!!! i love dragons as destroyers of worlds!!! i love dragons as parallels to humans!!! i love dragons completely separate and removed from humans!!! i love dragons as anything and everything under the sun!!! i love dragons!!!!!

FOUND FAMILY TROPE SAVE ME, SAVE ME FOUND FAMILY TROPE

Slowly loosing my sanity over this fic

at some point in life you realize the best way to solve a love triangle is to make them polyamorous and you never look back

ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to be unemployed