A Very Tired Idiot With Anxiety

Will: Will you be my valentine Tessa?

Tessa: I-

Will: Perfect! Now Jem will you be my valentine?

Jem: What?

Will: Great! Meet me outside in an hour. We have a date *winks*

Jem: What just happened?

Tessa*gaping*: I have no idea.

you bury yourself in your books because you believe you are unlovable and the only way you can experience love is through the eyes of someone else

Will: Tess I have a present for you.

Tessa: You didn't have to get me anything Will.

*opens present*

Tessa: It's Jem's portrait.

Will: I know! Now we can admire him all day without him complaining about us staring at him.

Tessa: I- Thank you?

Will*smugly*: I am a genius.

*Jem and tessa loses will in the crowd*

Jem: There are ducks here!

Will *high pitched scream*: jAmEs!!!

The Infernal Devices (3 books):

“One must always be careful of books, and what is inside them, for words have the power to change us.”

“I can offer you my life, but it is a short life; I can offer you my heart, though I have no idea how many more beats it shall sustain.”

“It was books that made me feel that perhaps I was not completely alone.”

“We live and breathe words.”

“What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?”

“‘When Will says 'enterprising', he means 'morally deficient.'"

"No, I mean enterprising," said Will. "When I mean morally deficient, I say, 'Now, that's something I would have done.’”

Gone for some time. Stay safe everyone 💞

I'm so SO sad that I will never read Throne of glass again for the first time, because that was one of the most beautiful experiences in my life

Gabriel and Cecily on Valentine's Day date

Gabriel: This is for you Cecily.

Cecily: Thank you. It's beautiful!

Will*sitting behind them gasps*: No Cecily!! You can't think that.

Cecily: Will what are you doing here?

Will: I can't trust this lightworm to take care of you alone so i am here for your protection.

Gabriel: Yeah and protection from what exactly? Do you think she can't fight demons?

Will: Protection from Lightworms.

Gabriel: And how will you do that?

Will: Try me.

*Kisses Cecily*

Cecily*smirks*: Hmm 8 but you need a bit more practice.

Will: You Bloody Lightworm!!

Gabriel*grabs cecily*: Run Cecy!

Will: Jem i need help

*later*

Policemen: it looks like the killer stabbed him 10 times then put the bannana peel to make it look like an accident

Jem: correct

Will took his revenge from Gabriel by dressing as worm with lights around his head for the halloween.

Whoever asked him what's he dressed up as.

He pointed at Gabriel and said lightworm.

Christopher: Uncle Will this is for you.

Will: Thank you Chris. What did you get me?

*Opens Box*

*Drops Box*

Will*screams and runs* : Gabriel Lightworm you will pay for this!!

Christopher: But Dad said he liked ducks!