English 101 With Prof. Sunshine ☀

one time in seventh grade my best friend’s ex (we’ll call him clay) was dating my best friend’s friend (let’s call her egrill) so egrill and clay had science class together and sat next to each other and randomly in the middle of class clay got a boner, turned to egrill and showed her, then asked the teacher if he could to go to the bathroom (to inevitably jack off)

💀💀💀💀

screaming

deadpool!felix

Farewell online privacy

stop i love them

two leaders, one room

atiny, unmute for a surprise

felix: *intently staring at a febreeze bottle*

felix *whispering*: this is gonna be so fucking efficient-

chan: what are you doing?

felix: *sprays febreeze at the ceiling fan and proceeds to have a coughing fit*

felix: worth it

rb this and tag what you would want your animal emoji to be if you were a kpop idol

【 현진 H y u n j i n - a s - K a n e k i  K e n 金木 研 】

© Lawleighette

minho: ah, it smells good in here!

felix: thanks :D

minho: what cologne do you use?

felix: febreeze