Please Spread!!!!

Zadr with cheap coloured pencils

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

public service announcement

How dare you. I'm no female dog.

Bitches be like: "Why are you painting your typewriter?" And then use a leaky burner.

Flippin' epic

Whats your opinion on blue bannanas (look up vanilla bananas)

introducing the Blue Java Banana, which tastes like vanilla & has the consistency of ice cream! 

strangely NOT an internet hoax, this vanilla ice cream banana commits the sin of Gluttony, for which we at @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses are all in favor!

:○ he's got a coral pattern! So cute!!

The best part of worldbuilding is making something that sucks. Magic schools with bullshit rules that don't work. Spaceships that are built stupid. My favourite thing to do is to make an inconvenient world that is full of stupid things for boring reasons, and then putting a character int here and making them live with that.

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.