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breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram
I am convinced Ranpo is indestructible. That man doesn’t have a single weakness. You can’t kill him. You can’t harm him. You can’t make him sad. He is God.
zeus: zeus
just a business man
Ranpo, visibly stressed: I'm sorry for making you angry
Fukuzawa, trying to reassure him: I wasn't angry, just disappointed
Ranpo, about to cry: That's even worse!
@incorrectsamuraiwarriorsquotes is a gift
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For your viewing pleasure
this changed me as a person
september 21st, 1945. that was the night i died. GRAVE OF THE FIREFLIES, 1988, dir. isao takahata
I watched Grave of the Fireflies and now every time I think about it I feel sick and just horrible overall but its fine ig 🙃
bonus:
i’m really surprised that i haven’t seen this in the fandom yet! each ‘page’ is numbered for your convenience. based off the picture book (x)
Someone write this with the tachibanas
why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her
Look at this. Look at them. Look me in the eye and tell me thats not his son I dare you
Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.
> High score! What happened? Did i break it?
> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..
Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.
shit that actually happens in pokemon:
a giant castle rises from the ground around the main government building. this is basically peta’s fault.
you ride a dragon-god into space to fight a meteor alien. this is plan b. plan a was to send the meteor alien to another dimension.
one guy tries to get rid of the oceans. one tries to get rid of dry land. What Happens Next Will Shock You.
a dude jumps straight out of the water onto an evil pirate ship, lowers the gangplank, then swims off to let a teenager deal with it.
there is a 1/3 chance that a runaway 11-year-old yakuza/mafia prince broke into a laboratory to steal an adorable plant creature.
you can buy a useless fish for several thousand yen from a shady salesman. this is actually a very good investment.
the devil, the god of death and the bringer of eternal nightmares all really really really like cake.
the space cultists would have won if dragon lucifer hadn’t showed up.
god is a goat, and if you take it to the right place, it will make you a baby god.
the most powerful trainer in the world (a 14-year-old with a pet rat) went up a frozen mountain for no apparent reason. he only comes down after you beat up his rat. this is absurdly difficult.
the effective ruler of the unova region is a magical catgirl space princess with a bunch of pet dragons.
there’s a nine foot tall guy wandering around. his height is the least interesting thing about him. and his best friend is a flower fairy.
UNORTHODOX FLYERS THAT I’VE USED THROUGHOUT THE AGES.