I've Watched This So Many Times Now It's Insane

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

bonus:

i’m really surprised that i haven’t seen this in the fandom yet! each ‘page’ is numbered for your convenience. based off the picture book (x)

Gracia: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Ranmaru: Can’t relate.

Hanbei: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

honestly.

i saw someone on tiktok make an "if the bw cast made slideshows" and thought it was funny so i made some of my own

Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.

fucks sake