Um

Reminder that this exists

zeus: zeus

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

huh?

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses heres to hoping rabbits are ok I've got no money

updated birthday wishlist

$5 for my emergency savings fund (paypal or kofi)

$10-15 dollars for restaurant takeout  

overthrow the government & redistribute jeff bozo’s stolen wealth

$2+ monthly ko-fi subscribers (to help me build monthly income)

charity of my choice

trump gets covid again  

dog/cat receives a gentle kiss on top of their tiny head

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

Coal Miner Cake from 1936

i have an announcement to make