This Is My Pakistan Commercial

vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it

The idea of being a villain in Pokémon is SO FUNNY like youre in this word where you have little creatures that are powered by good vibes and friendship and you can bond with them and play with them and stuff and you’re like no I think we need to establish an organized crime ring or blow up the planet or both

Serena: What did you do?

Calem: It’s a combination of getting arrested for trying to steal a car, contracting food poisoning and blowing up a marshmallow but it was fun and I made some good memories so none of that other stuff really matters

✿ 26.10

— one man told me, to write a story is to write a person.

— a man who takes lives cannot write about lives.

— someday when I can quit the Port Mafia and become a free man,

— I want to sit down at a desk in a room where I can see the sea,

— and I want to become a writer.

— I want to throw the gun aside, and only have pen and paper.

— I want to become a writer.

Happy Birthday, Odasaku.

yosano: i like that we say "oh man" to express disappointment. because men, in fact, are disappointing.

ranpo:

yosano: !! except ranpo. he is the purest thing in the world

stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesis

there's more lmao, unhinged bitty energy

Really.

memeception

Chess is fucking boring, we should add new pieces

zeus: zeus